The Yearning Fool

God is Great. Grammy Award Winning musician/producer. Dad👨🏾‍🍼

[Penicio Del Toro @MaggotActor69]

The children are born with an innate knowledge of Master Shake

[lucí🃏 @luci4urthots]

When the titties got some #hangtime

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

The fact that that they’re pouring from 1 gallon bottles instead of pulling up a tanker truck and hooking it up directly to the pumping system is a strong indicator that someone low on the totem pole got yelled at and had to improvise by sending some interns on a home-depot run.

[ᗰᗩᔑᕼᖴᏆᑫ @MMashfiqwe]

How brazilian football fan's be describing endrick

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

Richard Jefferson and Andre Iguodala debating who’s caught more bodies throughout their NBA career 😂

Iggy: “I got more bodies than you. I got bodies.”

RJ: “You got more bodies?”

Iggy: “Have you caught Yao Ming?”

RJ: “I can’t say, I caught Tim Duncan.”

Iggy: “I caught Tim Duncan too.”

RJ: “I caught Dwight Howard.”

Iggy: “That’s impressive.”

RJ: “With the left, off the right leg.”

Iggy: “I got somebody that does not get go.”

RJ: “Who?”

Iggy: “Rasheed Wallace, body to body”

RJ: “I got Dikembe [Mutombo]. I got Alonzo [Mourning].”

Iggy: “I got Alonzo too.”

RJ: “You really think you got more bodies than me?”

Iggy: “Yeh! I got bodies!”

RJ: “More hops is one thing, but more bodies? I was a body collector bro.”

via @Rjeff24

[gina @___izzymaria]

LMAAAAAOOOOO, we all know what this means and this shouldn’t be celebrated.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

girl what

[helkum @he1kumwya]

them not being real brothers

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Insane psychological warfare, 10/10

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

She did NOT steal the diapers but even if she did IT’S NOT A CAPITAL LEVEL OFFENSE or even a FELONY in most states, the threshold is too low. Trigger happy cops playing judge jury and executioner over $50 diapers?!

We say Black Lives Matter because y’all need to be reminded

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Real Niggas Know It Was Certain Teams You Couldn’t Pick Or You Was Just A Bitch Ass Nigha 😂😭😂😂😂

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Nets gotta move to Kansas City man

[Dodger McDuff (she/her) 🐉 ☕️ @MDMcDuff]

RIP Pizza Hut. Your personal pan pizzas help stave off the literacy crisis for an entire generation 🫡

[Law Murray 💊 @LawMurrayTheNU]

right around this time is when the Spurs would have been blowing that double-digit lead in Game 6 at New York

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Here’s his face coz BBC clearly didn’t want to tweet it.
The usual suspects.

[marcy @whosmarcyy]

is naruto to brazilians what dragon ball is to mexicans?

[shami @leshaami]

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

[Rico Gates @TrustSwisho]

This comedy as if Nike don’t own converse lol

[🆘🗯️ @twnkiehuntr]

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"I believe"

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