Ashley Reese

Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Bad news for all my haters.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

@Amtrak @chrisrosecas 🫵🏾

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

they on reddit losing their shit 🤣

[Henny @Deviljho2017]

This image is getting more blurier abd blurier the more it gets reposted 😭💔

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

@MST3KNKOTB Like…I understand people being cynical about voting but this is so 😭😭😭

[💰The Insurance Don💰 @BTInsuranceCEO]

Since 2016 I’ve seen folks on this app be so adamant about voting but still complain about everything. Then you have me who’s never voted and doesn’t complain, I just boss dawg. Be wise

[alice ☁️ @twomblying]

SORRY. i’m so sorry

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

@theoceanblooms It’s probably fake lol

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

@YungYinkv Oh this one gotta be fake fhdkdjdjdj

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Finally, I'll be able to get a good baguette around here

[Joe @electionsjoe]

By far the funniest outcome humanly possible

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

I mean if you pay attention to Republican rhetoric over the past several decades, they have been arguing implicitly (and increasingly explicitly) that being a Democrat is inherently anti-American.

[nina(delphia) (existential dread version) @ninastarner]

“starts gargling” bars

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

working

[Matt Lewis @mattklewis]

We're cooked.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

She’d have to switch to a middle seat for a 10 hour flight. I empathize with wanting to be close to your partner for such a long flight, but I also don’t really blame her for not budging.

[Daniel Pearson @DPearsonPHL]

This possessiveness over seats is mean-spirited. Unless you've paid, it isn't hurting you to switch. Groups that initially picked seats together get split up after booking or simply never give you a chance to get them. Spending hours listening to tears to prove a point is weak.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

prediction: we’re either gonna win or we’re gonna lose

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

truly the best life tip i have is to make friday night plans. it makes the weekend feel so much longer if you wake up on saturday morning and are already half a day into it! even if i'm tired, i never regret hauling myself out on friday night.

[Helen Bolton 🖤 @hbolton]

Seeing a video full of actual people but concluding the area is “deserted” because you didn’t see cars lol

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i’m still on my ex coworkers family plan on t mobile girl idk

[Rachel @tolstoybb]

Aight I would rather have islamo hindu green woke mamdammunism or whatever than these guys.