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Travel healthcare worker (nope, not a nurse).
poop in cup *is greater than* poop coming out of a person

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Schrodinger's coffee: phenomenon that explains why Outside Coffee has appeal. Home coffee might be excellent, but it doesn't have the potential to be life-changing.

#Coffee部 #schrodingerexplainsall

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Gaslight Market at the CVG airport
"What are you talking about, $7 for a single serve bag of #Cheez-Its is TOTALLY reasonable"

#airport #funny #Gaslighting #gaslightdistrict #travelerslife #travellab

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Iced drinks are for fun/pleasure.

Room temp drinks are professional; they have a job to do.

#fyp #drinks

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True fury is experienced when a video has "wait for it" and nothing dramatic happens

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I just read "non-professional phagocytes" in a journal article and I need to know if they can still compete in the Olympics or not

#microbiology #Immunology #Science #olympics

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#Labweek starts tomorrow. I mean, obviously - I'm sure it's been on everyone's calendars forever
#science #ClinicalLab #microbiology #bacteriology
#WhyDoMyHashtagsNeverTrend

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If you don't see a one-eyed, buck-toothed monster, ... What do you see??
#science #microbiology #gramstains #slide #Biology

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Girl dinner = miscellaneous snacks
Basic girl dinner = miscellaneous snacks and sourdough discard crumpets

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So disappointed.

The close captioning said "tomato, to-mah-to". Completely defeats the meaning

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You listen and are welcome to judge the hell outta me:
If I see ground sausage and it isn't labeled as "breakfast" or "Italian", I have no idea if it's breakfast or dinner food

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At work, there are 2 bathrooms that are single stalls, so you have to wait. I just waited a really long time, and then made such hard eye contact with the guy who exited that now I need to quit this job.

#WhyDidILookInHisEyes

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My NY resolution of brushing my teeth AT LEAST twice weekly is going spectacularly.

I'm the epitome of consistency and strength.
#resolution

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Feels thirsty

Wait...don't tell me...I know this one!

Chugs a load of water

Ahhhh

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Sounds more fun than it is but still excited.

I will buy no clothing or shoes in 2025. If I must, I will only buy secondhand.

#reuse #recycle #fastfashionhurts

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My real #Resolution: No Clothes 2025

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I'm ready for No Clothes 2025
#NewYear2025 #Resolution

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@TaikaWaititi In a Love & Thunder scene, Jane says "this data" instead of "these data".

Please use me as your "Things PhDs would say" consultant. I work at Starbucks so my PhD is going to waste otherwise.

Consider above correct usage of "data" as a plural as my audition.

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@NiemannJanice @PhD_Genie This is my answer too

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America's butt vs the 9 Realm butt
#TeamThor #TeamCaptainAmerica
#ThorLoveAndThunder

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This would be a more powerful image if the hand was holding a human heart or something.
Glove purchaser: Ooo, those gloves must be goooood

#microbiology #lab #hospital