Obi Wan

American Jedi knight fighting the nfl evil empire.

[Obi Wan @Nflnomore]

@unc8689 @safelite Count yourself lucky. I’m out $5,000 for the damages from their leaky windshield. My electronic info hub and radio had to be replaced, Safelite’s response is they didn’t do it and they don’t guarantee leaks.

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@BuddyUpForLife @safelite Safelite did over $5000 in damage with a leaking windshield and @safelite refuses to pay for the damages. I was sent this, they don’t guarantee against leaks.

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@mitchell_ness @trulyseltzer Wish you would re-release the @unlv authentic shorts for #MarchMadness or other iconic college authentic shorts. Like ‘82 Tar Heels, ‘89 Wolverines, & other champions.

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@NBA @celtics Not throwing shade on KG, but he played a couple yrs with the @celtics This cheapens the honor bestowed on Cousy, Russell, Bird, etc. when you think of retiring a players jersey, you think of lifers. Plus the standard in Boston is higher based on whos already hanging up there.

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@CNN So we don’t want to endanger US pilots creating a much needed #NoFlyZone in #Ukraine So why don’t we use our drone Air Force to protect Ukrainians? @POTUS is making us the laughingstock on the world stage. It’s time we put Russia in their place.

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@JoyKOB Isn’t this the 2nd robbery/murder at a massage parlor in the last 3 weeks?? I’m sure the guys who committed the 1st one are probably released without bail by now.

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@MikeGiardi @nflnetwork I know @NFL football, and THIS isn’t it. What an embarrassment! Why not let the wife’s pad up and play for a cool million? Going back to women’s bball, let us know when the powderpuff game is done

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@NFL @19problemz I turned on the @NFL Pro Bowl thought I was going to watch some football. This is a powderpuff game. You’re paid millions to crack skulls, earn your paycheck. This is a sissy’s game

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@LakersNation We saw this coming back in the spring, so did the @Lakers front office. So please tell us why they still haven’t signed Bugs and Daffy to shore up the offense with LeBum and AD hurting??

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@RealSkipBayless No way KD has ANY rings without @StephenCurry30 but @warriors already showed they could win without KD. BTW Skip, how are those “Super Teams” @Lakers & @BrooklynNets dominating the @NBA these days?

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@LisaKearth @DoorDash @KTLAMorningNews I’ll never be using @DoorDash ever again. That’s beyond sick. A lot of the people who deliver for #doordash cant be hired to work in most businesses. This driver, I would guess, fits in that pool. Trusting someone who can’t hold a normal job with you food is just plain stupid.

[Obi Wan @Nflnomore]

@ClayTravis I’m bummed about #jongruden having to resign over some derogatory emails he wrote 10 yrs ago. I guess that means I have no chance of getting hired as an @NFL coach. Oh well just another reason to keep up my #boycottNFL

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So what happens to the @NFL players who kneel during the black song? I’m going to #boycottnfl until they start playing the Chinese National Anthem. And no, I’m not Chinese, but I love their lettuce wraps @PFChangs

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Steven A Smith has showed the world today there is such a thing as black privilege and blacks can be just as racist as whites. @espn needs to step up and fire his sorry ass. Otherwise all the NBA reporter drama is just window dressing.

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#BuschLightAppleDrop

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#BuschLightApple

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@WISN_Watson Go figure #KevinDurant is such a sissy he has to have a body guard protect him DURING the game. What a puss. No wonder he’s never been able to carry a team to a @nbachampionship Everybody on BOTH teams are laughing at his weak ass s**t.

[Obi Wan @Nflnomore]

@PeterVelz46 @VP @SecondGentleman @VP cant go to our southern border, but a Pride parade is a different story. At least we know what her priorities are. Besides what the heat/humidity does to her hair in Texas ruins a great photo op, unlike in DC.

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@PeterVelz46 @VP @SecondGentleman With Biden out of country and @VP temporarily head of the govt, it’s kind of irresponsible of her actually. But if this last week showed us anything, it’s she’s clueless about what her job is. On the other hand, something like a city bus running over her might be what’s best.