robindica

Just another degen chasing dreams on the metaverse.

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#NFT Whitelist Event
1. head to https://t.co/e3IGNpHbMQ
2. calculate and SHARE your $ETH carbon footprint
3. bonus: follow and RT :) 🌲

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'shea

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There is always a DIP after a DIP

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Trying to stay clean

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Why was the ghost so tired?

He worked the graveyard shift.

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The Polish government is planning a manned space mission to the sun

When asked if they are afraid the mission will end in disaster, they responded, “no, we are not worried, we are going at night “.

(Credit the late great norm mcdonald)

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Why shouldn't you write a book on penguins?

Because writing on paper is much easier.

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There is always a DIP after a DIP

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I'm such a good listener.

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Quantifying a successful parent

People often ask, 'hey, how can you tell if you're a good parent?'

Easy! it's the ratio of people food to dog food your kid eats by the time your kid turns five. If you don't have a dog, you're a bad parent.

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When you crypto portfolio goes down by 99%

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A Solid investment.

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When the stock market loses 3% and when the crypto market loses 20%

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Husband: 'Scientists have found that men say about 10,000 words a day, while women say about 20,000...'

Wife (shouts from the kitchen): 'It's because we have to repeat everything twice to you blockheads!'

Husband: 'What?'

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Not nice https://t.co/a4g6dx3DCH

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My wife just described me as the 2nd least inquisitive person she's ever met

'Fair enough.' I said.

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Umm 🥲😂 Credit:

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when forgot the password to MetaMask.. https://t.co/jEgcrTgSdJ

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I think the reason that schools are so dangerous is because of the name 'School'

If we renamed all education centres as 'Uterus' then republicans might actually care about what's inside them.