Wayne O'Kefe

[Wayne O'Kefe @NgatiPartyHard]

Not satisfied with being outnumbered by Indian fans, the NZ bowlers decided to hand India the victory in the first T20 by bowling absolute dogshit full tosses and long hops.

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@KiwiCraig74 @HorsburghForDG Not if you're gay

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@HorsburghForDG @KiwiCraig74 I'm voting for the Greens so we can accelerate the chaos

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@KiwiCraig74 @HorsburghForDG Suppose you have an Asian boyfriend anyway

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@KiwiCraig74 @HorsburghForDG 45% of the area born overseas, yeah good luck.

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@KiwiCraig74 Guarantee you my life is multiple times more exciting than yours.

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@KiwiCraig74 Lesbian commentators and 90% male Indians in the crowd.

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@HorsburghForDG @KiwiCraig74 Your part of the country has already been taken over by Asians

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@kirstyiso Why not?

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@BLACKCAPS Hagley Oval, India

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Christchurch is being absolutely mogged by Indians at the moment.

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@Mykuhl Trevor Chappell

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Have any of the New Zealand bowlers considered bowling full and straight? Just an idea.

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@kidsbooksin140 You're not in on the joke

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@kidsbooksin140 Of course it isn't her

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@KiwiCraig74 Winston does hour long speeches every day in his 80s and has been doing so for months longer than any other politician campaigning.

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@kirstyiso is now commentating the cricket on Sky Sport 1

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@KiddSpade1 Would've been funnier if it was Tamatha

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Based Ian Smith mentioned Rhodesia on the cricket