Holy Criminal

father, activist, husband, politician, criminologist and COMPUTER PROGRAMMING EXPERT.

[Holy Criminal @NgichaAlbashir]

@OFPfunding is down 😭? Website can't be accessed.

[Holy Criminal @NgichaAlbashir]

@OFPfunding Website not working why?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I met with the Warembo na Ruto battalion yesterday hapo basilica. Ayaaam telling you, UDA definition of Warembo is directly proportional to goonism. Wanawake wananuka jasho namna hatari na wote wanafanana na Oburu.

[Mukula @mukulaa]

Never show your brilliance in a room full of politicians…learn to be humble.🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Charlotte Asaaba @AsaabaCharlotte]

Nobody has higher standards like a jobless woman in her 20s 😌

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Africans never knew Jesus died for their sins until the Europeans came to tell them.

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

After talking to her real girlfriend for 2hrs, he then calls you with the remaining 2 minutes eti "I just wanted to hear your voice," olund gweno!!

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Stop keeping people in your life just because of how long you’ve known them. You can meet someone tomorrow who has better intentions for you than someone you’ve known for a long time.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Men are naturally reciprocators. Not initiators. You lead, he follows. You put in effort, he returns it. You make him feel good, he mirrors it. That is the only way it works.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

dem akikuomba doo akisema atarudisha alafu akose huwa inauma sana kuliko ata kupea muhindi

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Nobody owes you anything on your birthday, learn to save money and spoil yourself.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Majamaa Pay for that blue tick and start making money. Watu wanalipa rent huku na Elon bana - hamkuniambia mnagate keep kila kitu fek frends 😭😭😭

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of the lessons about tough times is that it takes away fake friends.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"Barikiwa sana mwanangu" will always beat "Thanks Beb" any day.

Whatever you do with this information is entirely up to you.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Wanaume, unaona io pesa Unataka kuspoil that Yellow damsel, nunua washing machine, get a set of duvet covers, ongeza boxers, sneakers, invest in mmf/bonds/shares. Budget ya umalaya isiwahi pita budget ya improving yourself ☺️

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

someone said ugly b¡tches get pregnant just to prove they be having s3x💀💀

[Miss~adhiambo @SharonAdhiamb0]

Siku moja mtakuja kujua most ladies are getting married to escape paying bills na kulala njaa💀..nothing serious🤣🤣
Mnipike tu

[key•mushjr @mucherawhh]

Nyinyi hudhani binance app ni ya kutrade pekee yake,zii,ni wide sana make sure usikose kuwa nayo as early as now
You'll thank me later..

[Holy Criminal @NgichaAlbashir]

@FayChep476320 Ni ujanja, shida ni Dci

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When a fruit in the bush looks too ripe, do not rush to pick it. First ask why the birds have left it alone.

—African Proverb—