Mdolomba

Just living life🌿, A day at a time🎱🎲.

[Aviwe Ndabazipheli @Aviwe_ii]

wtf 😭 😭

[Nickel @5cented]

Havent jerked off in a week. I can move small objects with my mind now. Im typing this telepathically

[Jackson @jackson_rem]

African countries’ officials all turned into groupies when they saw Ramaphosa at the Pan-African Parliament 😂

[Vincent Jurist @VincentJurist]

I don’t know what he wants from me…

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@MissLELOMK1 She's got triple A body protection service🤣🤣🤣

[iScathulo SePhara 👞 @ISephara]

Dear Insurance Twitter,

Is its possible to check if someone has taken out funeral cover on your name?

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@kay_mahapa I have deduced you need a million rand to start😮‍💨

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@Zolani_Jizana23 @kay_mahapa 🤝🏻🤝🏻🤝🏻

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@CbfwVeeze I njayam uSlique

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@SizweDhlomo Myeke mfwethu ahlale nelogqwirha lendoda yakhe ebhabhayo

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@daverade Yeah you should bring your own popcorn next time, saved me a couple million a few months ago

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@ISephara I see the vision🤝🏻

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@aluluthooooo Mayo, coke and a spice of your choice, for extra sweetness add spoon of sugar or juice concentrate(fusion is my fave)

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@NoContextHumans Fish society must be going crazy with stories about a goldfish defying the laws of Amphibious life.

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@ReleGlo These people have a large social media following man, how?

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@ISephara I just looked at the prison camp I work for and sighed.

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@Lazeauxla Ubuyile owam umntu Wednesday😭😅 honestly I can't believe it.

[Mdolomba @Ngu_Sive]

@MpiloKhumalo_ But okes Leeto was that guy🤣🤣 and John has never blinked since.

[Buyi @zynnitta_true]

Teachers right now