Nathan Gutierrez

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[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 out of context. #GuardianOfTheGalaxyVol3

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

🚨 BING BONG 🚨 YERRRRRR 🗣️🔊
🕌🗽 MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM 🕌🗽
✡️🥯 MY BAGEL IS JEWISH ✡️🥯
👗✨ MY CHRISTIAN’S DIOR ✝️💧
🏀🔥 AND MY KNICKS ARE IN 4️⃣‼️🧹
💵🍕 MY SLICE IS A DOLLAR 💵🍕
🐀🏙️ MY RATS ARE PAYING RENT 🐀🏙️
🥾😤 MY TIMBS ARE STOMPIN' 🥾😤
🗽🍎 AND THE GARDEN IS ROCKIN'

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

BABYYYYYYY 🗽🍎
🚨 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣ OF YOUR TRUEST KNICKSTAPES 🏀🟧🟦 OR GET STUCK ON A DELAYED TRAIN UNTIL THE OFFSEASON 🚇💀📉
#NBAfinals #knicksinfour

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

🚨 BING BONG 🚨 YERRRRRR 🗣️🔊
🕌🗽 MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM 🕌🗽
✡️🥯 MY BAGEL IS JEWISH ✡️🥯
👗✨ MY CHRISTIAN’S DIOR ✝️💧
🏀🔥 AND MY KNICKS ARE IN 4️⃣‼️🧹
💵🍕 MY SLICE IS A DOLLAR 💵🍕
🐀🏙️ MY RATS ARE PAYING RENT 🐀🏙️
🥾😤 MY TIMBS ARE STOMPIN' 🥾😤
🗽🍎 AND THE GARDEN IS ROCKIN'

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

@shboogies It is unfortunate but it is better than our current alternatives. Status quo will have to remain until we can get someone who is able, willing, and popular enough to get in the race.

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Same thing happened to me but I just cancelled it then signed up using a slightly different name. Got the promo back.

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

@mhdksafa @tmorello Schrödinger’s Straight of Hormuz

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[cait @RockettLord]

Sorry boss I have to mentally prepare for my close personal friends the Artemis astronauts to reenter earth’s atmosphere today

**declines meeting**

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

@haughian_marty @DailyNewsJustIn It’s most likely going to be destroyed. It’s great that it survived long enough to make it back to base but the airframe is most likely damaged beyond repair for another mission.

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

it's already priced in, everything, all of it, past, present, future, the infinite expanse of the universe,

you're priced, i'm priced, we are all priced, in

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

god almighty i'm never posting about politics again it's truly just not worth it. i guess i'm just a moron who doesn't know anything but i'm not gonna pretend that i do. i just don't want republicans in power and that's it. fucking christ.

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

Is it me or is this Super Bowl super boring. 0 TD after halftime c’mon. #SuperBowl

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

After a couple of years of really slowing down on the drinking I can say that not binge drinking is good but binge drinking is also v fun. The people who are like I don't miss it at all are lying and in bed with Big Sobriety. We should all drink less but let's be honest about it.

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

the people bitching about the state of affairs in this country are the ones who, for a decade, have smugly and proudly uplifted Trumpism to be front and center, making it the unofficial spirit of America. you want change and de-escalation? start at the top you dipshits

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

*guts the National Weather Service*
*guts the NOAA*
*prays when people die*

[Nathan Gutierrez @Nguit_]

@backendoc I’d keep it. Buy some new plates once they’re older and frame it.

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

Ok my question is WHY IS IT SO BAD TO FUCKING HELP PEOPLE? IS UNBURDENING THE EXPENSE OF HAVING A CHILD REALLY THIS STRANGE TO YOU? HAVE YOU NEVER FALLEN ON HARD TIMES? DO YOU NOT WANT A HELPING HAND IF YOU ARE TO EXPERIENCE HARDSHIP? SHOULD WE LET YOU AND YOUR CHILD GO HUNGRY???

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

After a primary where people were so intent on making it about antisemitism, it's pretty wild seeing people VERY comfortable being islamophobic and racist with zero fear of any consequence