"baeee my period cramps r killing meee"
me: it's ok mamas jus let me talk to it
me next to where it hurts: psst.. hey.. english or spanish...
"OMG I FEEL WONDERFUL NOW..🤩 WHAT'D U DO😍"
me: heh.. jus workin my magic..
"You've def earned yourself a that HAWK TUAH tonight!"