Chronic_1984

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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'

[IAEA - International Atomic Energy Agency ⚛️ @iaeaorg]

The IAEA has confirmed that the tritium concentration in the 20th batch of ALPS-treated water, which Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO) commenced discharging today from the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Station, is far below Japan’s operational limit and consistent with international safety standards.

https://t.co/85HOxidPOn

[Joi AI @joi___ai]

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants

$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood

yes it’s real
yes you get paid

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

POV: You made it to the final interview for the Senior Masturbation Consultant role

[Midnight Capital @Midnight_Captl]

“Yeahh I dumped my $NVDA to go buy the next bottleneck in the supply chain. Ticker symbol is $0028.0006 it trades on the Sri Lankan stock exchange. They make some kind of glue or something man i don’t even know haha, but it’s a big bottleneck i heard”

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

at long last, our nation's enemies have stolen the most dangerous technology in America's arsenal: the California Environmental Quality Act

[“paula” @paularambles]

if you think about it God was the original prompt engineer

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

@jain_harshit You motherfuckers wouldn’t listen to me so I had to get claude involved

[Chronic_1984 @Nguyen_Chx1984]

@GitaGopinath Why is this retard post in my feed

[Chronic_1984 @Nguyen_Chx1984]

@willahmed @WHOOP Keep coping

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

I want to thank everyone for the outpouring of love and thank you for believing in me to lead the company that has always put you at the center of our work. This is not goodbye. It’s a hello to John and I can’t wait for you to get to know him like I do! 🙏

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

me on twitter vs. me on linkedin

[YEGWAVE @yegwave]

The Calgary Zoo brought in a French-speaking trainer to help its newest polar bear, Yelle, settle in after arriving from a Quebec zoo where he was trained entirely in French.

Staff are now gradually teaching the 20-year-old bear English cues.

[Chronic_1984 @Nguyen_Chx1984]

@CanadianArmy Just adopt an AR based platform please

[Qwen @Alibaba_Qwen]

🚀 Introducing the Qwen 3.5 Small Model Series
Qwen3.5-0.8B · Qwen3.5-2B · Qwen3.5-4B · Qwen3.5-9B

✨ More intelligence, less compute.
These small models are built on the same Qwen3.5 foundation — native multimodal, improved architecture, scaled RL:
• 0.8B / 2B → tiny, fast, great for edge device
• 4B → a surprisingly strong multimodal base for lightweight agents
• 9B → compact, but already closing the gap with much larger models
And yes — we’re also releasing the Base models as well.
We hope this better supports research, experimentation, and real-world industrial innovation.
Hugging Face: https://t.co/wFMdX5pDjU
ModelScope: https://t.co/9NGXcIdCWI

[DHH @dhh]

Unenforceable and retarded.

[Avi @AviFelman]

I was trying to explain to my dad that the top 10% of consumers drive 50% of spending and he hits me with "yes I know I wrote the OG paper on it" never been mogged so hard in my life

[Chronic_1984 @Nguyen_Chx1984]

@lauriewired Thanks Laurie, for teaching informing on niche topics