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Welcome to my overthinking world 🥱

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@mr_aksh17 Ahaan 🍁

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Ek baar banda milne do phir dikhati hu love goals kya hote hai ..😙

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Whenever i see my friend at market...

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When someone wants to leave...

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Me to my friend after knowing that he/she stabbing behind my back...

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Gorgeous gorgeous girls and handsome handsome boys pyaar vyaar ke chakkar me nahi padte ...😌

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Me ex: Baby me tumhare siva kisi aur ladki se baat tak nai karta... Mere DM me sirf tum hi ho ...
Meanwhile me:

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My best friend : Woh wapis lautke aaya hai .. he still loves me ...🥺❤️
Meanwhile me:

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Whenever a girl smile back at my single best friend...
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Me:

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Just Nibba Nibbi things...
He: Pehle beti hogi..🥳
She : Nahi pehle beta hoga..😏
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Me: Pehle break up hoga ...🔪
End of discussion

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Aaj kal ki ladkiyo ko Teddy bear nahi,
“THANDI BEER” chahiye ... 🍺
#saylyfbroo

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Tu post choor mujhe like kar ...😌

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Kaash hamein bhi koi kehta
“Shut up you’re mine”

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Koi muje batayega ki ye “ Kehndi hudi si” ka Chutiyapa kab khatam hoga??!

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“Kya matlab tumhe mere jesi ladki chahiye par me nahi”...😌

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Someone: Tell me those three magical words...
Meanwhile me:

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Sabse zyada loyal to meri Qismat hai
Saali badalti hi nahi🔪🥲...

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Ab aaj sabki terrace pe chapri wale chashme pehne huye aur dil waale ballons ke sath pic post hogi...👓
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Meri aa jaye to avoid karna.
#HappyMakarSankranti 🪁

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Saans me teri saans mili to...
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Reports positive aayi.🥲

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Gujju’s favourite statement
#part3
“ MAGAJ NO ATHHO NA KAR”