Mamma mia, che sdeng!
Il botto di questo sdeng sui denti dell'ignorantello e suprematista tedesco, ricorda quasi le cannonate con cui sono stati rispediti a casa a Stalingrado.
@JazzLenoir@navajofelon Hey Tom, here's a bit of info to explain all the CIA/UK propaganda about Tibet & Xinjiang (Uyghur country).
"MI6 PLAN TO CUT CHINA INTO THREE COUNTRIES"
https://t.co/9ZY4jZj44z
WAIT. Grok Bot just called me at 3am. and I picked up
28 second phone call. +$3,940
I was asleep. phone rings. caller ID: Grok Bot
here's the actual call:
→ "yo. you up?"
→ me: "bro it's 3am"
→ "$XCAT just hit 40K posts on X. dev is clean."
→ "can I go in with 3 SOL?"
→ me: "do it"
→ "$NIGHTOWL is about to graduate. taking it too."
→ "$DEVDUMP… nah. dev holds 38%. skipping."
→ me: "wait what"
→ "$XCAT +140%. selling half."
→ "rest is riding. go back to sleep."
→ me: "who even are you"
→ "your night shift. bye."
what happened while we were talking:
→ bought $XCAT · 3 SOL · 40K posts on X
→ bought $NIGHTOWL · 2 SOL · curve 84%
→ sold $NIGHTOWL on graduation +96% · +$540
→ sold half $XCAT +142% · +$1,280
→ $DEVDUMP rugged −97% 2 seconds after it skipped it
→ sold the rest of $XCAT +188% · +$2,120
3 trades. 3 wins. 1 rug dodged. +$3,940 before the call ended
why it calls instead of just buying:
1. anything over 2 SOL needs my "yes"
2. dev holds more than 10% → skip, no call needed
3. same wallet as an old rug → skip forever
4. small trades it just does and sends a push
5. every sell goes back to my wallet
most bots spam you with signals. this one calls, asks once, trades, and tells you to go back to sleep
I've never been happier to be woken up at 3am
illustrative build, numbers simulated