Nicolas Le Lacheur

Stand for something or you will fall for anything. #fuckingoffensive .I'm the entertainment!!-i Love to create laughter!. Back on twitter after 3 years!

[Nicolas Le Lacheur @NiLLa902]

#Halifax #oysterfest #oysterfestival yummm, Love going to work and eating massive amounts of oysters :D #foodie

[Nicolas Le Lacheur @NiLLa902]

#Halifax of course it would be pouring out the one day I get off early! Faaawk

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Muggy and rainy morning in #Halifax today.... Let's hope this is a quick day at work. yaaaawn

[Nicolas Le Lacheur @NiLLa902]

R.I.P Hugh Hefner, this next erection is for you buddy!

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Sleeping with a fan super close to your bed is all fine and dandy until you roll over with an erection in the morning...

[Nicolas Le Lacheur @NiLLa902]

When I have 3 days off in a row and need to work in the morning. Of course my body is in night mode and I'm not tired. Blah

[Nicolas Le Lacheur @NiLLa902]

What's Ken Bones thoughts on America..i must know! #KenBonePhoneHome #findBone #boner

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Good Morning #Halifax, Hope everyone survives the #ikea opening...remember, ITS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

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Back on twitter after 3 years!!!!. What's up people? Lots of new jokes written in that time :D #fuckingoffensive

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#YAOWA

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I see the Russian army is now conducting drills on Finland's border.

Or as Putin calls it, "window shopping."

[Nicolas Le Lacheur @NiLLa902]

Bar for bar I'd drown you in a pool full of liquor...my mind stay relaxed but I react quicker

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My fb thread - I'm totes not talking about tv anymore tonight on here unless jesus rises from the dead with ... http://t.co/M5PlpSjZ8m

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I swear half the people on my FB become pre afternoon wine drinkers or bakers during bad weather.."That's ... http://t.co/KOqEA9Kw8D

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#canada #complex #robford

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So I said to the old lady.
"How's your new stairlift ?"

"It's driving me up the fucking wall.".

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Why every time it pours out.. I seem to step in a fucking pothole In the road and soak my foot... Meh.. In ... http://t.co/flGqZGBzwW

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Funny word of the day : pussywinkle : #pussywinkle

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#pizzahut #halifax stuffing my face with a #stuffedcrust I'm like a dog all over a bone right now #wheremydogsat #barkwithmenow #902 #NS #!

[Nicolas Le Lacheur @NiLLa902]

Big brother has to be the most scripted bullshit I have ever seen.
If you think this has no script at all.. Then take a script of pills