Nibbles The Great

tweeting all things interesting & funny while my Hoomans are off at their Hooman jobs 🙌

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Thanks hooman! I needed some fire new photos 🐶🔥

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Who else forgot that today was the time change for day light savings? I know I did 😅🙋🏽‍♀️ Well, after getting an hour extra of sleep, our family took a break from making planners to try a local bakery @FlowersandBread . They had the best smoked salmon and had a very cute aesthetic!

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Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if your clumsy enough.

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Someone somewhere is wishing for the life you have.

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There’s a sense of relief when you find out that someone is an a*shole in general and not just towards you.

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It feels like Morgan Freeman has been old my whole life.

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We imagine the early 1900s in black and white, but ancient times in color.

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English teachers who insist that everything the author says symbolises something are essentially budding conspiracy theorists.

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You never realize how inappropriate your music is until you play it in front of your parents

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The best part about being an introvert is all the money you save by not doing social interactions.

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We love sleep but hate going to sleep, and love being awake but hate waking up.

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Telling a girl that she is more beautiful in real life than in photos is way better than saying that she is not photogenic.

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Adulthood is waking up in the morning and looking forward to going to bed later that evening.

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Losing your phone now is much scarier than it was 10 years ago because it’s equivalent to losing your phone, camera, credit cards, contact information, social security and iPod all at once.

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A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat.

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At one point you will hear the funniest thing in your life and nothing will ever be as funny again.

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If I have to take 45+ minutes to apply to your job you better at least spend two fu**ing minutes to send me an email saying I didn’t get the job and briefly why.

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If spiders made any sort of noise nobody would ever sleep.

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“Sorry we’re clothed” would make a pretty good closed sign at a strip club.

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It’s that time of year where you figure out if it was seasonal or regular depression.

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The human being is the most intelligent animal in the history of planet earth, but he still says “this is the kitchen” when he shows you his kitchen.