Native Dreams

sad but fascinating}
vaguely bisexual}
cynical romantic}

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

*dishes clattering in the kitchen*
Ernie: "hell yeah brother"

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

Why are we not allowed to have yummy things on Sundays

[Honey, the land! @angryblkhoemo]

This is about where I'm at

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

My coping mechanism is best for you to know that I love you

[Borderline Memes For Borderline Dreams @BPDMemeDreams]

type "my coping mechanism is" and lwt your keyboard finish it

[Borderline Memes For Borderline Dreams @BPDMemeDreams]

no babe you’re still cute but I just didn't know anyone would cry that long over McDonalds being out of fries

[ExtraShotOfDepresso @exShotDepresso]

On today's agenda:

[Borderline Memes For Borderline Dreams @BPDMemeDreams]

Why are we just giving people a gender at birth? Just giving them away? In this economy?

[Borderline Memes For Borderline Dreams @BPDMemeDreams]

It's so weird when people are like " They're just fishing for encouragement" or " They just said that to get compliments". Yeah, they weren't getting any encouragement or compliments and needed them. Nice words are free and I'm here for those who need them!

[cori ( ´-ω-` ) ♡ @corixox]

i will send a heartfelt message to every person that retweets this even if I don’t know u I will tell you your future. things will b different soon!!! don’t u wanna know ?!?

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

I'm always wondering something about someone but I don't know how to ask without sounding rude. So I just keep wondering.

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

My Saturn Return is about to start & I don't want anymore growth.

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[braylonnn @braylon125]

I am not a crazy ex. You will not hear from me again 😭😭😭

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

I called my insurance & made myself a doctor's appointment today. Someone please clap 👏🏻

[Borderline Memes For Borderline Dreams @BPDMemeDreams]

Find a relationship where you can be yourself. It will change your life fr!

[Borderline Memes For Borderline Dreams @BPDMemeDreams]

Awwww (and I cannot stress this enough) beans!

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

@h8_yall: "what do you want to name your cheetah?"
Me: "Cletus."
@h8_yall: "Ew I can't spell that."

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

Taught @h8_yall how to play M.A.S.H & they were made for it

[Native Dreams @NicAlexUnruh]

In 2023, I'm manifesting to be in a good mood

[Borderline Memes For Borderline Dreams @BPDMemeDreams]

Let autocomplete finish this sentence: "In 2023, I'm manifesting-"

[Borderline Memes For Borderline Dreams @BPDMemeDreams]

"New year, new me" I say as my disembodied spirit finds a new body to possess