-Grocery prices are up
-Gas prices are up
-Utility costs are up
What are trump and Republicans focused on?
-Building a trump arch
-Putting trumpās face on passports
-Paying a no bid contract to trumpās pool guy who totally messed up the Reflecting Pool
November is coming
BREAKING: Trumpās sick bedroom habits and life with Melania EXPOSED in bombshell new book!
Seems that behind closed doors, Donald Trump is pretty frigginā gross. According to the new book from NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan, the commander-in-chiefās private White House nighttime routine includes multiple snack disasters, trash strewn all over, soaked bathroom carpets, and staff scrambling to keep the place clean without going bonkers.
Called Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump, the new book discloses that staff even had to start monitoring the trash after Trump was allegedly caught throwing out White House sterling silver utensils, about as a clear a case of waste, fraud, and abuse of governmental resources as weāve ever heard.
The book also claims Trump insisted on having carpet in the bathroom, including near the shower, where staff worried about moisture and mold. Because (and weāre believing Haberman and Swan here) he won't use a normal bath mat like a normal human being, staff is obliged to surreptitiously rotate pieces of matching carpet, drying them out, and swapping them back in.
From there, the journalistic dynamic duo move into the, ahem, bedrooms, reporting that Trump and Melania most certainly do not share one.
In what should surprise no one, they report that Mel has taken the traditional master bedroom, while Trump is relegated to the āsecond floor living roomā next door.
Thus exiled, they write, Trump took keen interest in some cool furnishings of the master bedroom, and moved items Melania had personally selected into his own room, and pooh-poohed the hapless staff when they uncomfortably pointed this out.
āOnce, when staff gently reminded the president that he was taking things his wife had personally selected, he made clear he didnāt care,ā the intrepid investigators wrote. āHe seemed almost to be competing with her ā determined to have the better room.ā
Er, yes, this is an amusing insight into *chez* Trump, but lest we forget, working Americans are worrying about bills, health care, housing, and democracy itself.
Trump, conversely, is spending his off hours reportedly in combat with his maids over Starbucks bags, Mickey-Dās wrappers, and bathroom carpets, not to mention the art objects he covets from his wife next door.
Does this surprise us? No. Should the likes Donald Trump be President of the United States? No.
@AZ_Brittney This is disgusting and an insult to American history. It is tacky. Trump only likes it to look at the fighters bodies showing he is not a classic alpha man like his MAGAts would approve of. @POTUS@realDonaldTrump
The Iran deal was signed on Sunday. The fact that the trump Administration hasnāt released the deal language and instead is having @JDVance try to spin the deal in advance tells you all you need to know.
BREAKING: THANK YOU! Music legend Sheryl Crow shreds Trump's UFC fight on the White House lawn and the smear of Michelle Obama as "disgraceful" in a scathing takedown.
She put into words EXACTLY what we're all feeling...
"To stay quiet means to turn a blind eye. And so I am saying this. What happened last night on the lawn of the White House was disgraceful and void of decency," the singer wrote on her Instagram story.
"Powerful, rich people filled the lawn to watch a violent sport that ended with a vile and racist comment. All while the average American cannot afford healthcare, gas, and cost of living," she continued.
"Do not be fooled. This administration is corrupt and does not give a damn about the American people," she went on. "It only cares about making money hand over fist at the expense and in spite of our democracy. If we continue to support this kind of distraction from reality, we are no better than them."
"Let's be better, America.ā
The "vile and racist comment" in question came from fighter Josh Hokit who yelled out "Michelle Obama is a man!" It was a racist trope, with a long history in America, which asserts that Black women are inherently less feminine than white women. It's designed to dehumanize and humiliate people of color.
Hokit has a history of bigotry. At a previous UFC event, he called WNBA All-Star Brittney Griner, a Black woman, a "man." Clearly, this man feels at home in the MAGA movement because he's surrounded by other white racists.
Trump, predictably, didn't condemn Hokit's remarks. In fact, CNN reported that the President was seen showing a "half-smileā in response to the insult.
The American presidency has hit rock bottom.
Please ā¤ļø and share to thank Sheryl Crow for speaking out!
@jaynordlinger@RpsAgainstTrump So disrespectful! She is a beautiful intelligent woman and anyone trying to say this crap is clearly intimidated by how great she is.
Dear @HouseGOP: As a former impeachment manager, I plead with you to please bring up trumpās prior impeachments. Letās hold hearings, call witnesses and show videos to remind people what happened.
AND PLEASE MAKE EVERY REPUBLICAN IN A SWING DISTRICT VOTE ON THIS. THANK YOU.
@RpsAgainstTrump@POTUS@realDonaldTrump Everything trump claims to build fails. Trump is the ingrate. Trump is delusional. Trump is a pedo. Where are the full Epstein files? We haven't forgotten! #EPSTEİN
Dear @CGasparino: Name one conspiracy theory I said about trump and Epstein.
I said trump is all over the Epstein Files. That is accurate.
I said there are multiple allegations in the Epstein files of trump committing sex crimes. That is accurate.
BREAKING: Trump RAGES after major A-List celebrities REFUSE to attend his trashy, embarrassing UFC cage fight!
Donald Trumpās attempts to stock the stands at his ridiculous UFC Freedom 250 event on the White House South Lawn are falling flat, with virtually everybody who is anybody turning down their invitations in yet another humiliating rejection to the presidentās birthday spectacle.
Big names like Adam Sandler, Dwayne āThe Rockā Johnson, Jared Leto, and Mario Lopez all received personal invitations from the MAGA minions, but have no plans to darken the door of the tacky spectacle cum-80th birthday-party on June 14.
This on top of the musical acts who have fled the Trump-linked 250th anniversary events after they learned it was going to feature an insipid MAGA pep rally vibe.
But this one is more personal for Diaper Don. The event combines his favorite sport and all the birthday attention on him, and his flunkies have gone all out, defiling the White House with a full fighting ring, seating for 4,500 people, and even a giant temporary arch called āThe Claw.ā
Too bad the people Trump wants to impress most are having none of turning the Peopleās House into Trumpās personal fight club and birthday party.
UFC head and Trump crony Dana White claims Tom Brady, Jason Statham, and Guy Ritchie have yet to respond to their invites, but thereās no question the growing list of celebrities shunning the event is becoming impossible for Trump to ignore.
Recent polling found that 51 percent of Americans disapprove of holding a cage fight on the White House lawn as part of the nationās 250th anniversary celebrations. It makes obvious, as Bill Maher pointed out this weekend, that our president is a redneck.
Yes, gentle readers, this is the United States of America with Donald Trump in charge.
Letās be thankful that this whole trashy spectacle is flopping. It shows that weāve all had just about enough of Trump.