Nic Cage Bot

I pitch plots for Nicolas Cage-starring movies based on his enormous and still-growing filmography. Four pictures a year requires bold thinking. By @walthickey.

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The Five Types Of Nicolas Cage Movies https://t.co/SfeSf1AA8l

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Cage plays a long haul trucker who is mistaken for a hitman and hires a psychopath to be a surrogate. In the end, he sells the film rights to his story for a considerable sum. John Cusack costars.

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Cage plays a fiancee who participates in street fights and must free his son from captivity. In the end, he has a gunfight at a senior living facility and ruins a wedding. Wendi McLendon-Covey costars.

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Cage plays an ex-husband who is left behind after the Rapture and takes down the mob. In the end, he enacts revenge on his now-infirm rival. Ving Rhames costars.

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Cage plays a Ghost Rider who tries to extort a successful businessman and investigates the hijacking of an enormous shipment of cocaine. In the end, he is killed in action protecting a code talker. Also features Jimmy Kimmel.

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Cage plays a diamond salesman who trains an apprentice and remakes his son as a robot. In the end, he has a gunfight at a senior living facility and ruins a wedding. Sarah Lind costars.

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Cage plays a helicopter pilot who is the victim of a home invasion and his ship is sunk and his crew is terrorized by sharks. In the end, he reconciles with his wife after leaving prison. Directed by Mike Figgis.

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Cage plays a retired assassin who gets offered a prime morning show assignment and has charges dropped because of his lawyer. In the end, he is convinced to undo his evil plan. Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen.

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Cage plays a Hollywood punk who is sucked into an inter-dimensional portal and ends a plague. In the end, he kills a former owner of a hotel. Charlie Yeung costars.

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Cage plays a unemployed man who can predict the future with a code and enters into a relationship with an escort. In the end, he prefers the alternate universe, where he picked family over work. Don Cheadle costars.

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Cage plays a bank robber who must find the lost soul of a comatose girl and . In the end, he captures the most infamous serial killer in Alaskan history. Directed by Dominic Sena.

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Cage plays a fiancee who is the victim of a home invasion and tries to exterminate the human race. In the end, he kills the creators of the snuff film. James Franco costars.

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Cage plays a former crusader who helps a special forces agent stop a terror attack and find a buried Native American city of gold. In the end, he is promoted to Captain. James Caan costars.

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Cage plays a professor who hires a psychopath to be his nanny and is asked to stop a nuclear attack. In the end, he is considered a necessary evil by the U.S. government. Don Cheadle costars.

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Cage plays a crime boss who sells his soul to the devil and recruits a cop as his co-conspirator. In the end, he lands a plane on a highway in Queens. John Hurt costars.

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Cage plays an FBI weapon specialist who hires a psychopath to be his nanny and attempts to sail or hang glide into Pakistan from a mountain in Israel. In the end, he learns the importance of new ideas. Don Cheadle costars.

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Cage plays a U.S. navy captain who kills his son in an accident and find a buried Native American city of gold. In the end, he learns the true meaning of Christmas. Directed by Joel Schumacher.

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Cage plays a long haul trucker who survives a war injury and solves the kidnapping of the First Lady. In the end, he sells out his principles to mount a Senate bid. Filmed in Colombia..

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Cage plays a reformed mobster who is slowly poisoned by an alien meteorite and remakes his son as a robot. In the end, he bonds with the man despite their racial differences. Gary Sinise costars.

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Cage plays a Ghost Rider who partners up with an assassin and tries to save people during a drug scare. In the end, he kills himself and the bad guy in the finale. Chloë Grace Moretz costars.

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Cage plays an expert bank robber who survives the collapse of the World Trade Center and recruits a cop as his co-conspirator. In the end, he is chased by both the FBI and terrorists. Diane Kruger costars.