Nic Satow

An Angeleno from Cleveland who wants to know a little about everything & a lot about everyone.

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

@LeahRemini @BravoTV So excited!!!

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

COUCH BOY, I’M NOT MIMICKING DOZY DON. I’M MOCKING HIM. ONLY SOMEONE WITH A LAW DEGREE FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE COULD BE AS DUMB AS YOU!!! — GCN

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

The owner of a barbershop in Springfield, Ohio says don’t believe Trump’s lies about Haitian immigrants in his city. “No Haitians are stealing people’s animals, cats, dogs, geese, ducks, none of that.”

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

@GodBTCFamily @allthegaynz @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ @D3nnis__3 Your anti-hoe mentality makes you a hypocrite for supporting Trump and your lack of awareness of Trump’s 1973 Housing Discrimination Case supports the argument that you’re in fact an uninformed hypocrite. Your abs look great. Stick to sit-ups. Politics aren’t your strong suit.

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

@GodBTCFamily @allthegaynz @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ @D3nnis__3 Where did the words “all gays are hoes” appear on these shirts? From the look of your profile pic, Benjamin, it seems like you’re projecting. Not that there is anything wrong with being a “hoe.” Even Trump loves a good hoe and pornstar from time to time.

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

@enriqueskincare @Joe_Eroticx I’m building anticipation

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

@LZone What was his verdict? 🤪

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

Hi @united - I called every customer service number, transferred to every department, & emailed regarding an error on a upcoming reservation. I’m using Twitter per your email request. Please have someone with authority to override reservation policies contact me for a make good.

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

@Keurig who is running your Instagram account? Are they asleep? Check my stories @nicsatow on insta.

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

@thebutteryqueen 13 followers. Lucky number 13!

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

OMG @usbank I’ve been on hold with your fraud department for two hours. I don’t know who the bigger fraud is, the guy who stole my checks or your customer service.

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

White experience vs the black experience. I’ve never thought anything except “f*ck I don’t want an expensive speeding ticket.” My black friends & family have been accused of stealing cars & were surrounded by 8 squad cars when pulled over. Both petite young black girls. #BLM

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

Ok @FlyFrontier you have the worst website and worst customer service ever! You left a paying customer on hold for 2 hours. My price increased 6x in 1 min. Stop the bait and switch crap. You make @SpiritAirlines look like a private charter jet. #CustomerService #Frontier #Spirit

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Last night’s attacks on peaceful protesters near the White House demanding justice for George Floyd were appalling. Trump acted more like a wannabe authoritarian than Commander in Chief. Here’s some of the things I’ve been working on today to hold this administration accountable:

[Nic Satow @NicSatow]

@FlyFrontier fix ur crappy website. Quit bait & switching ur prices. Stop leaving paying customers on hold for 2 hours. This was the worst customer experience I’ve ever had. U increased ur price more the 6x what I paid for. @SpiritAirlines feels like a private jet compared to you

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

These are not the words of a president. They are the words of a dictator.