If I’ve ever passed you going 90+ on 287 while scream singing Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac and chain smoking please don’t ask what’s wrong with me because the answer is: fucking everything.
New Jersey has ONE major professional sports team
It's the New Jersey Devils
If you live in this state, you should be a Devils fan
I don't care about your Rangers fan dad
Every time I have an Amazon delivery for a work trip I get fucked over and the delivery gets delayed until after I leave. I’m 2 for 2 already for 2024 lmao what is my life?
Seeing FOB last night was cool but honestly I cannot stop thinking about the garlic parm loaded fries from @Wawa that @Stephisalive and I split in the car on the way home.
If you buy Girl Scout cookies and don’t immediately open them and eat half the box the second you receive them, you’re a psychopath and I don’t want to know you 🤍