Nicole Davis

Catch me drinking Diet Coke and saying sarcastic shit 🤙

[The Onion @TheOnion]

America is currently wrestling with the difficult and controversial question of whether it’s worth it to make an effort to keep children alive, not to mention safe, educated, or healthy. The Onion looks at the pros and cons of just letting children die. https://t.co/DDnB16FGbX

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Please be nice to me. I am usually confused. I am a bear.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Why does it keep going?

[Tram @tramelayne]

Not sure who needs to hear this, but not every single minute of your life needs to be productive. You deserve to take breaks ❤️

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Happy #PenguinAwarenessDay! I am aware of penguins. Are YOU?

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I am not sure?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Megan Fox Worried Machine Gun Kelly Only With Her To Meet Transformers https://t.co/ZXDtG6V6dC

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

When walking with a Corgi, you have to be mindful of the fact that every human step is exponentially larger than each Corgi step

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

can someone tell my landlord that paying rent isn’t on my list of new year's resolutions?

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

just kidding it's actually to do better at protecting my mental health but that's not as funny

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

can’t wait for my first diet coke of the new year

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

my diet coke overfloweth.

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

CDC recommends applying leeches directly to the parts of you that have Covid

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

We’re going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

I declare war on unnecessary packaging

[Nicole Davis @NiccoleMD]

@_MadSoRad @Stevie_SRD No I loved it 😂😂😂 it’s like I played a trick on you

[Nicole Davis @NiccoleMD]

Best part about @Stevie_SRD is that she sings me Paul Simon when I’m stressed 💕 #YouCanCallMeAl #TwinThings

[Nicole Davis @NiccoleMD]

@DietCoke @Stevie_SRD Diet Coke twins!!

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

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[Nicole Davis @NiccoleMD]

@DietCoke I have never wanted anything more than to find more Diet Coke swag 😩😩😩😩