Nice Marmotte 🇵🇸

a heavily built, gregarious, burrowing mammal of both Eurasia and North America which continues to recover from near extinction

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you either die a deadbeat, or live long enough to see yourself become The Man

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somebody has to do it soon bro this is ridiculous

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your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime

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i regret to inform you of your imminent demise

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you don't miss your water till your well runs dry

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whereas young adults change the environment to fit the self, midlife adults change the self to fit the environment

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only my love survives

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I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my plastic Jesus

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To to truly party, one must leave behind the problems that are troubling and open one's mind eye.

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it's raining knives like all the time

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it's easy to see, you've been crying

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coffee is not enough. i need a shot of adrenaline directly to the heart

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people used to have a fish tank. what happened?

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moderately intelligible to familiar listeners

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spare me

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I guess I never should have loved you, but I do forever because you loved me.

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I ask myself why do I still pray? When will it end? And who fucking cares?

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tf why did it have to bring up that time i had pink eye

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While Candy Land doesn’t involve complex moral dilemmas, it lays the foundation for understanding fairness, consequences, and good sportsmanship.

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I could've had a fucking V8