Niles

I am the funnyman. My funnies are hilarious.

[Niles @NiceNilce]

Hey ladies, guess who is forklift certified.

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@All_Lee24 Hmmmmmmmm, brown....

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@LingoUnbound Nah he definitely put himself in the kind of situation before

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@PointmanC @RealGarthHughes Still sounds really good. Should just start calling couples gay no matter the genders at this point.

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@StellaNoxEclair it's a JACKDAW, not a CROW(per say)

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@SweatieAngle Oh yeah? But when i hand-feed the pigeons everyone looks at me like a FREAK.

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@wellitslyd That lead too...?

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@_cheeto69_ Sorry guys, she's into women.

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@catfunked WAHT A GAHDAAMN SHAAAYYYYYM!!🗣️🗣️🗣️

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@euyartoa21 OMG! Yutyrannus my beloved!

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@JurassicWorld You post this, and then keep treating the dinosaurs like monsters and horrid mutations instead of animals. Clearly it's supposed to criticise something about human nature or whatever, but fail to criticise the ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM WHICH IS THE HUGE EVIL COMPANY DOING THIS!!!

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@Uirusu_chan "Oh no, my girlfriend is too pretty! And my life too happy!"

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@hanfjob King behaviour?

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@RealKingMakio As someone who almost just watched episodes 1 to 8 and hasn't seen ANYTHING from the finale or episode 9 or whatever, i don't see how Jax is trans. Could you tell me what i might've have missed on my watch?

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@ThejurassicW "The diplodo-"

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@bilbosfootcomb You just a hater, who hates to see women prosper in male dominated fields.

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@TheInternetFish There's an edit oppurtinity to cut to the Uruk-hai yelling at Helms deep

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@Itawl_Inc @StrawderryST This is literally what Twitter is for. Asking dumb shit no one asked for.

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He looks like Smeagol in the second picture.

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someone needs to be honest with Damien

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@theycallhimcake And this goes for both the male and female V