I’m not saying Wemby is a dirty scummy piece of shit but he’s as close as you can be to a dirty scummy piece of shit without being a dirty scummy piece of shit
I interesting thing that happened to me:
Hiked a North Jersey mountain that had a the ruins of an abandoned castle at the top. Incredible view of the shadowed New York City skyline behind light fog. Stayed there for a bit and started our 3 mile trek back down the mountain.
I’m thinking like holy shit and I tell her I heard that I thought you were saying ron and my friend starts telling her how we saw the bear and started running back to her house. The cute lady nonchalantly says yeah there are a few bears but they won’t bother you
She dope us off at the car (we were so close when we saw that bear) and we thank her profusely. My friend tries to give her money but of course she refuses. She was such a nice person and we were happy to bump into her. It starts storming immediately as we start to drive home
She sees them all the time. So we’re chatting and driving. thanking her for picking us up. We get to where we saw the bear and she sees it going into the forest and very casually says yeah that’s a bear alright as if she had just seen a squirrel or something lol
Keeping my eyes on the bears we pass a curve going back up and lose sight of the bear so I turn around and start jogging too like let’s get back to that house and just call an uber lol fuck this