Mr 2024

you ever seen a bloke float like this?

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

(Remembering that time my balls caught on fire) yeah I don’t really smoke anymore

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

I know for a fact there is a man in Brazil named some variation of SpongeBob Da Silva

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

This will be Santa’s year

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Those who stop celebrating Christmas after the 25th did you stop loving your wife after you got married? Did you stop loving your kids after they were born?

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Very spiritually grinchsraeli to take Christmas decorations down and stop playing Christmas music so soon. I expect the normies to keep the Christmas cheer going at least to New Year’s Eve. True Santaheads need to step up and keep at it until St Patrick’s Day.

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Remember what happened last Thursday? Me neither.

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

A bobcat is just a regular cat if you are on the North Pole #santa

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Thanksgiving is officially over

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

The fact that Santa is the main attraction of the parade tells you all you need to know

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

For normal people thanksgiving is just a prelude to Christmas

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Gaycy’s Gaysgiving Gay Parade

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Reject Thanksgiving embrace Christmas

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Driving for hours to your grandpas house to eat the most tasteless meat imaginable and hang out with your retarded cousins is a humiliation ritual

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

They made Thanksgiving always be on Thursday so it doesn’t accidentally fall on a better day of the week

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Santa is number one

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Thanksgiving is only observed by boomers and a few millenial losers in some parts of the continental United States while the rest of the world proudly celebrates Christmas

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

There is only one Santa

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

If you think it’s okay to spread the toxic “two santii” conspiracy theory unfollow me right now

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

Funny how all the fake Christmas fans start wearing Christmas apparel and listening to Christmas music when it gets trendy again

[Mr 2024 @NiceRatioKid]

If you can’t handle Santa in July you don’t deserve him in December