Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down.

Affable enigma.

Enjoys tacos, pictures of kittens and Ikebana.

Doesn't enjoy the LNP, talkback radio or skydiving.

[Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down. @NiceStarfish]

The Scooby gang corner Elon Musk and remove his disguise...It's Donald Trump! And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids...
#ElonMusk #DonaldTrump

[Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down. @NiceStarfish]

Ok Donald... 🙄

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol

[CaraMia200 @CaraMia200]

Feels like 2021 again friends! #MaskUp

[MFWitches @MFWitches]

How in the fuck do we live in a country where the Prime Minister is thrashed for working overseas during the current NSW floods but the Leader of the Opposition has ANNOUNCED HE’S ON HOLIDAYS right now and nobody in the media says a single fucking word?

#NewsCorpse

[marquelawyers @marquelawyers]

Serving member of parliament threatens 14 year old boy with defamation suit. Legal system working perfectly, no adjustments required.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

[Kon Karapanagiotidis @Kon__K]

America.

The country where a child can go to jail for a longer period of time for having an abortion than the man who raped her.

This is a war on women.

#RoeVsWade

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[Marc Love @marcslove]

One of the surviving kids on CNN: I used to want to be a police officer, but now I want to be a surgeon so I can help people.

[Solo Monk @JJKALE2]

@JoshFrydenberg @SkyNewsAust @peterstefanovic Frydenberg, you care to explain why you've removed all images of Scott Morrison from your personal website?

[Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down. @NiceStarfish]

Scott Morrison actively campaigned against marriage equality.

So did many others in the LNP.

Their ridiculous referendum damaged many in the LGBT community.

The Liberal party deserves zero credit for marriage equality in Australia.

#ausvotes #auspol

[Tim Wilson @TimWilsonMP]

Passing marriage equality with the community was an incredible achievement for our nation.

It was achieved by a Liberal Party which took the whole of the nation forward together - the cities, the suburbs and regional Australia.

[Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down. @NiceStarfish]

Let them eat cake.

#auspol #Budget2022 #ScottyTheCompletePsycho

[Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down. @NiceStarfish]

Can't wait for them to come out and explain that it is supposed to look like boobs

#notbetter #auspol #wtf

[FuckingKangaroos @FckingKangaroos]

I really thought this logo for the Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinets womens network was fake but uh.. do they know?

https://t.co/d4qCybvVFV

[💧💦🌊Julie Fraser 🐀 @the2murrays]

@dotrat

[Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down. @NiceStarfish]

@simonstickaus @vanbadham @MegaphoneAU I wish I could like this twice

[Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down. @NiceStarfish]

The Shitcunts

[Maybe you need a Bex and a good lie down. @NiceStarfish]

We've had hair washing, curry making and now an ear destroying rendition of April Sun in Cuba mangled on the ukulele.

What will Scomo's next publicity stunt be? My money is on visiting the local vet and spaying a cocker spaniel.

#auspol #ScottyFromPhotoOps

[Rick Watt @RickWatt9]

@EmilyTisbury @JonesHowdareyou