Nice Guy Strickland🤡

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[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

Anyone who says racism only exists in this country for black people has clearly never been to Popeyes as a white guy

[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

How are we on the verge of creating Artificial General Intelligence and yet automatic sinks are still fucking unusable. They never fucking work it’s actually retarded

[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

2018 Michael Thomas. Holy fuck.

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@alstjra Never tweet again

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My cousins live in Palestine, Ohio and they told me the only people that hate Jews there are… my cousins

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Someone hit my parked car and ran in Hartford today. Hopefully the police will show up within 3 fucking hours of calling right? Right?? @HartfordPolice

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All ass is good ass #4sneedlovetoo

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My aunt got fucking shot at the @subaru_usa Summer of Fun Sales Event and I still have to see your ads on my tv?

[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

I wanna be black for a day and see if it’s all it’s cracked up to be #policebrutality

[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

I choose to believe in the multiverse theory because it brings me comfort knowing there’s a version of me out there that doesn’t have diarrhea 4-5 times every day

[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

Here’s a fun idea: don’t hire someone for hair stylist role who doesn’t understand English well enough to know what the word fucking “scissors” means

[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

Happy Gilmore 2 was absolute dog shit. @Kelseyplum10 fuck you

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Play idea:

Shitting in front of a live audience

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That actually is exactly what he said you junky fuck

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That’s actually not what he said, he said he can’t afford for anything to go wrong. Which is understandable, it’s hard to commit to any athletes literally still a year out. Let’s not twist words, my entire career has been a main event.

[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

I’ve yet to go to a one single dispensary where the cashier doesn’t want to yap your ear off

I’m just trying to get some weed dude I don’t give a fuck if your last name is Polish

[Nice Guy Strickland🤡 @NiceStrickland]

Really upset I couldn’t make it to the Coldplay concert last night. Bucket list item of mine for sure

My wife got to go with her boss and said it was underwhelming and to not look up anything online related to Coldplay for at least the next year

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“Jake Paul’s Ex-Foe” is a crazy way to say 2 time D1 national champion, Olympian, MMA world champion Ben Askren

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@SStricklandMMA Hey Sean just a reminder:

We follow you because you are a good MMA fighter not for your half brained opinions that a 3rd grader could debate

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UPDATE: my girlfriend broke up with me

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My current girlfriend just sent me a picture with my ex girlfriend at a bar —->#THREESOMEWATCH 🚨🚨🚨 will keep everyone updated

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@PeteHegseth you’re a drunk how you have an official government role is beyond me. You’ll be laughed at in the history books regardless

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My current girlfriend just sent me a picture with my ex girlfriend at a bar —->#THREESOMEWATCH 🚨🚨🚨 will keep everyone updated