Eunice Macharia

Eunice

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[𝓡𝓮𝓷𝓮🧚🫧ᥫ᭡ @sheisafairyyy]

Single sex schools give many girls something surprisingly rare: the experience of seeing women occupy every level of authority without explanation or exception. Entire institutions run by women. So no one will ever convince me that women are incompetent.

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

changed my diet recently to be healthier and been farting in ways i thought only cows could

[Jenn, the car girl🚘✨ @_sheisjennifer]

A gender that I can birth is not superior to me. Okay?

[Dwight Shrewd. @Limorio_]

The main thing I love about matumbo hate is it keeps the prices low. 😂

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

"Do you lift?" Bro I lift my eyes up to the hills from where my help comes every day.

[Mumbus🍒 @RoseDanielsM]

"Thank you,Mr Speaker, for giving me this opportunity. One of my favourite books is Nice Girls Don’t Get the Corner Office. This is in response to what you told me earlier in the morning when you urged me to be a good example to the girls,the younger ones who are doing their first term. Mr Speaker, if they are good girls, they will never get the corner office. Be as bad as Millie Odhiambo and you will be the mother of this House. I am a bad girl and as a bad girl I am here serving my fourth term.
So do not be cheated like in the African culture where you are told to have decorum, dress nicely, be kind and nice. You will go nowhere. Be a bad girl like me and you will get somewhere."

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon. I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.

🤣🤣

[Eunice Macharia @Nice_wakio]

@KELLYKATHAMBI2 I raise you kukata kukaa kwa sambaza bila hako kambao... The donda and some people just take so much offence😂😂😂😂

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment.
One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be ‘fairer’ and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He’s still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank.
That’s how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[Eunice Macharia @Nice_wakio]

@KenyaPower_Care Power outage in gitaru area. I have sent my meter number to your DM please sort out

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

an elderly man was once asked how he managed to stay married for over 50 years. his answer was unexpectedly blunt: "there were many mornings where I woke up, looked at my wife, and didn't feel a single spark of romance. i was tired, or she was irritable, or life was simply heavy."

when asked if that lack of "feeling" worried him, he shook his head.
​"i didn't marry a feeling," he explained. "i married a human being. On the days the feeling went missing, i simply worked harder to serve her. i made the coffee exactly how she liked it.

i listened to her stories even if I’d heard them a dozen times. i chose to act like a man in love until the feeling decided to show back up."

i learned the same lesson from my father and the men in my community : real love isn't something you find; it's something you build when you’d rather be doing something else.

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[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

Ladies, we need to have a chat. It’s okay to poop, really. It’s even okay to have a stinky poo in a public restroom as well. What’s NOT okay is you hosing the place down with Bath & Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar making it smell like someone took a dump on a birthday cake.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

How do you say “did I stutter?” in corporate language

[Laikipia Ranches @LaikipiaRanches]

The velocity of your joke is at rest 🙏

[Eunice Macharia @Nice_wakio]

@martyrdison I've always known God has a sense of humour 😂😂😂He makes me laugh and giggle so I concur

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Not once have i hit these in the direction i need it to go the first time