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[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

Earlier today:

Me: fruits and veggies are all the same... they're all just conceived plant babies.

Boss: how many hours have you logged at work!? *checks*

Boss: 60 hours! You're going home.

So that's my day so far.

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

Dear future me,

I'm sorry but that rack of ribs was totally worth it!

p.s. it was so tasty.

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

hey chinchilla! do your best soshi impression. i'll pretend i'm paparazzi. go!

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

Let me swim mommy!!!

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

it has fruits... therefore it's healthy n__n

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

Don't forget to be kind and feed each otter.

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

one of y'all motherfuckers put a brazzers logo at the bottom didn't you!?? DIDN'T YOU!!!! I know you know who you are...

[G~✷ #FOREVER1 @soshialism]

Yoona and Nicolas Cage when they saw each other

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

You can see signs of her angel wings 👼 https://t.co/x4qj6ZcEJk

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

hop hop hop hop hop hop!!!

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

*whispers*

your neopet isn't dead, it can't die... it's just really really hungry. waiting for you to give it some love.

*runs away*

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

(n_n)

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

No time to explain! take this sleeping otter!

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

We're almost there. Elon Musk with the Tesla has already given us the email feature.

Who's in the lead for the bacon feature?

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

Let me remind you...

this exists.

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

I giggled for a good 5 minutes on this.

[Evilhost @NicehostSSF]

one mana potion please