Holland March

Amateur detective and professional idiot.

@realifetoughguy 💙🩵

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~♡~ Official March Intro ~♡~
‐ 38 years old
- Trans man
- Detective and proud papa
- Semi functioning alcoholic
- Always smoking
- Idiot loser
- Happily in a relationship

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@realifetoughguy Pguguuhh 🫪

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@realifetoughguy its us!

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@realifetoughguy Very much yes

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@realifetoughguy Keep doing it

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@realifetoughguy No tell me

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@fatalfalldamage As a guy who is frequently defenestrated.. it definitely is a sex thing

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@mellphobia Yes

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I WANT ONE! LOOK AT IT

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@realifetoughguy It does!

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@realifetoughguy Me too

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@realifetoughguy paws at you paws at you can we go to the aquarium? Whimper

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@realifetoughguy With the kids. I also invited Henry cause hes been sad

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@idealdeaths Great!

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@idealdeaths Well I know you've been down and you like the aquarium so I figured I would extend an invite. Im taking the girls anyway

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@idealdeaths Hey, while ive got your attention, would you like to come to the aquarium with me and the kids today?

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@idealdeaths Oh the carbonation! Yeah I get that

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@idealdeaths What spikes?

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@realifetoughguy I meant getting our shit together and actually confessing that we liked eachother. We definitely dont have everything together

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@realifetoughguy Im so happy we finally got our shit together and get to be "us" now