We're doing it again. And this time we're going for ZERO disengagements Coast To Coast, Fully Autonomous.
Atlantic City → Santa Monica. ~3,000 miles. The trip has already started and FSD is slaying Philadelphia traffic as I type this.
Full details and intro video coming shortly — but we couldn't wait. We're already on the road.
🔴 Live tracker: https://t.co/QMCaOpsJNg 🤠
To those on Team @ninjalerts, I’ve heard rumors of you organizing to gather dead pets. Don’t you know the dead belong in @ThePetCemetery? 🪦🐾
Convincing innocent pet owners, grieving their losses, to sell their pets instead of giving them a respectful burial? Really?
This is the kind of greed-infested, double-crossing animosity @ralfthechef has been calling out @ninjalerts for. 😡
I don’t blame my fellow @Pizza_Pets owners—not even those on Team Ninjalerts. This is the mind control they play. They’ve got you spending your hard-earned sats on dead pets. DEAD!!! 💸💀
Let the dead rest until they rise again.
For those considering selling their dead pets for $10–$50: ask yourself—why would someone pay for your dead pet? 🤔
Imagine selling your Pizza Pet for $50 and thinking you won. Don’t jeet on this. Or at least don’t say I didn’t warn you. 🚨
Instead, send your pets to @ThePetCemetery, where they’ll rest respectfully and peacefully. 🪦✨ Your ordinal address will be etched on the gravestone, ensuring they remain part of your family forever.
Even better, as future evolutions like @WalkingPizzaPet zombies and other stages come to life, requiring dead pets to inscribe, you’ll be automatically whitelisted for these evolutions.
These new zombies will wreak havoc on Ninjalerts and their cronies—on behalf of Ralf. But fear not, fellow owners, Ralf holds no grudge against pet owners, only corrupt, greedy fictional corporations. 💪🐾
Want to read the proposal and join the movement to build on the #1 Bitcoin game? Check the post in the thread. 🧵👇
Why $DOG is Unlike Any Other Meme Coin
🐶 Over 90,000 holders were airdropped $DOG, making it one of the largest airdrops in Bitcoin's history! 🚀
What sets $DOG apart? It's truly decentralized—no team controls it.
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🚀 $DOG House Roundup 🏡🗞️
🚀 Hope you guys are enjoying the $DOG rally to an 850 million market cap! 🎉
🔥 The mind share on X still shows way more posts per $1M market cap for $DOG compared to any other meme coin—or any coin in general. The only thing coming close is $ADA. 👀
🐙 Kraken is teasing a spot listing:
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⭐️ New listing by LBank:
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💡 Kraken has been posting community pulse updates for coins with much larger market caps and multiple T1 CEX listings already. But they all pale in comparison to $DOG’s performance! 📈
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🔥 $DOG outperformed in engagement, literally beating all the others combined. 🐕✨ Keep the momentum going, $DOG Army! 💪
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