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Mán a L!øn 'Man a good vibe😎

Living one day at a time.
💯%Man United🛑
Nature, Adventure,Music🎶,Fitness fanatic 🏋️.
Fam, If I piss you off, am not sorry!

[🗣️N¡¢kø` @NicholaeO]

Me and my boys at lunch time😢. It shall be well fam👊

[savo @Savo_ke]

Nimekaa nikakumbuka Simon shashava's wife married a dying man at the end after a long term love situation nikachoka ata 😂😂😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Getting better every day 💪🏽

[LØKÏ JR @Mugumejnr]

You are needed outside, I have eaten the neighbor's banana

[Pissed Off American @solar_ric]

Visiting my uncle.

[*☆A࣭࣪ꭑִׂ͓ׅ࣪ᦒ᩠ִׂ໋ׅ࣪꯱ָׂ Dυᥣᧉ᩠֗x Ⓧ🕷️ @amos_dulex]

"nikopeshe mkate"

Shopkeeper; mkate zimeisha

"Basi nipee hiyo 50 nikaangalie hapa mbele"😂

[Premier League @premierleague]

You have voted @ManUtd's Bruno Fernandes as Player of the Matchweek for the FOURTH time this season! 🔴

[Mwenda🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Davidkmwenda]

Hii mwezi kunitoa kwa nyumba labda ukuje na barua ya chief

[mwandi @o_mwandi]

siwezi nunua mayai @ ksh17 heri niongeze 4,999,983 nishike audi

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

This pen was equivalent to having an iPhone 17 back in the day 😂

[Amalia @Amaliarenzy]

Guard yourself with prayers buana...Kuna watu wengi sana hawakutakii

[Farm With Fred @Fredmunene_]

If you’re a chickens farmer

Keep ducks.
They reduce hawk attacks. They stay alert and raise alarm early.

Keep geese.
They make loud noise at strangers. Predators avoid noisy yards and they keep witches away.

Keep a dog.
They chase mongoose and honey badgers.

If you afford a German Shepherd old model like me ,thieves will think twice before entering your farm.
#LetsGrowTogether

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Kenyane are just something else...a mad man told security men at parliament gate "What are you still doing at the gate na wezi wameshaingia ndani?"😂😂

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

Until you start paying rent, you will never understand why the prodigal son returned home😎

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kuna nguo ukiona mrembo amevaa unajua tu ni old money buana. They dont try to blend in,na maniskirt na mawig za ughasia. They dont dress to please but to make a statement. Sasa kama huyu ujue holiday wanaendanga Egypt nyinyi mkienda view point kimende

Siet! Approach cautiosly

[y @ysuckme]

you get tested the most when you are truly trying to change.

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

Smoked a blunt with my Supervisor on lunch break, this mf clocked in and fired me.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

There's nothing wrong with your CV, people are just hiring their friends and families. People have connections and you don't.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

If you're avoiding your parents because you don't feel successful enough or you're too busy chasing money, understand this, when they're gone, no amount of success will undo that regret.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇳🇴 Ole Gunnar Solskjær has shown interest in taking Manchester United job as caretaker manager, regardless of contract length.

Man United, taking their time to assess candidates for the job.

Darren Fletcher will be interim manager this week.

➕🎥 https://t.co/b15UuScYZS

[Miide Adams @adams_miide]

ADULTS ONLY OPEN THIS THREAD!!!