Nicholas ‘Boatneck’ Bendel 💀💀💀

Francophile who roots for the Baroness Schraeder in 'The Sound of Music' & Anthropolgie candle enthusiast. Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer you’ve ever seen.

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I get Mary's issue. I sit in pjs, eating mini chedders & wonder who could possibly live up to my impossibly high standards. #DowntonAbbey

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ACAB except the German Shepards. 🖤🖤🖤

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I watched Dita Von Reese’s home tour again & I really wanna be on the same level where I have a cape section in my closet.

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.@TOMFORD hates poor people. I want to get to the level of posh where I’m not literally smashing my fragrance bottles with a wrench to get the last 5 sprays out of the bottle bc they refuse to have the delivery tube that attaches to the nozzle go into the corner of the bottle.

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Gays holding pies make me want to throw up.

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@Drej23 I want that shirt.

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There’s absolutely no way that finding Christ is as good as buying fabulous jewelry.

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‘Anxiety’ has 7 letters so hypothetically you could put that on a vanity plate.

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Not me crying the largest, juiciest single tear at my desk (ya know the kind an actress can make happen on command) because there might be an opportunity for me to pet a possum when I go to Chicago on Saturday.

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I could probably sell the fuck out of a water filter on an infomercial.

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@Drej23 They really called us the slur with this one.

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This is going to be the season of metamorphosis.

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I hope that the back to back concerts of The 1975 & Shania Twain form a sexi little blood clot in the brain. *shimmies*

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Genuinely happy for the for the first time in a while. 🖤🖤

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Ya know. Kinda over it. 🤣🤣🤣

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I wanna thrift. And what I wanna thrift is baskets.

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Scooby Doo portable record player doesn’t exist?!

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@TheFrameBlogMag Oh eff me, I finally found it. 😂😂 Thanks for bringing us great frames.

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@TheFrameBlogMag I could’ve sworn you tweeted a photo of Jean-Léon Gérôme’s painting ‘The Bacchante’! I can’t find any images of it in its frame anywhere! And that’s a good frame!

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