Nick Jenkins

[Nick Jenkins @NicholasDavidJ1]

@Futuresoundshow A festival of unfunniness. If you like a laugh, this is not the place for you. Sara Pascoe is about as funny as a dose of the clap, and the rest of them are as funny as finding a giant slug on your cornflakes. Avoid this at all costs good people of Leeds.

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@Sassafrass_84 Bacon.

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@Oldtimers365 Washroom.

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@Avabelly__ Mash, gravy, sausages and veg. It's a winner.

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@BasilTheGreat Straight to jail. Scumbags.

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@bagshaw2112 Yes, No, No, No, Yes. Shut ya face. Titter ye not.

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@ReturnofColin2 I absolutely love it. That's the second time Trump has snubbed him. It's what he deserves the twat.

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@MarkHeath45 I'll watch it I suppose, but I'm not that arsed these days.

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@0TulsiGabbard2 An excuse for introducing Digital ID.

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@kazzaloveslife Mum.

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@celtic_jaime Penny Blacks

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@Liza137823 The UK right now. Just about everything is wrong. It's turning into North Korea. It's a horrible place to be.

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@Liza137823 Dan Air from the 1980's. Or Dan Dare as my Dad called it.

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@moveon_9910 Now and again, hell yes.

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@Scott__Cheggs Would I fook.

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@BMmusic66 @friedalive A packet of love hearts, two ounces of cherry lips, two mojos, three cola bottles, how much is that? OK put the cola bottles back. Can I just have one mojo and 2 cola bottles please, How much is that? (Two mile queue out of shop at this point). Morning Bridget.

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@XMartinsMusicX Cemetery Gates.

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@Hania16836 Love is like a butterfly, as soft and gentle as a sigh. The multicolored moods of love are like its satin wings - la la la la la.

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@celtic_jaime Three.

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@celtic_jaime Hot Choc after swimming.