Nick

Not actually tall by amab standards, but tall by afab standards.

He/him, transmasc. Always reading. Way too into werewolves and robots.

[Nick @NicholasTheTall]

@oncloud_e I mean, it is teaching kids about their bodies. But esp when they're young, you gotta use so many comparisons and metaphors to make it make sense. Sexual reproduction sounds insane when you try to explain it to someone for the first time.

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@24trump4prison @amyliztweets It really would feel like people in suits just randomly stealing your house.

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@24trump4prison @amyliztweets "The bank is gonna take the farm!"

Because you couldn't afford payments? Sucks, man, but you know it is what it is.

"No, we made payments, but they called and gave us ten minutes warning to get out!"

Oh, fuck. Shit, fuck. Everyone block the road!

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@mukmukus Like Dr Mrs The Monarch.

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@complete_phased @MalloryMovies @ScaredBisexual Look, you can't have it both ways. The movie goes into detail about their defenses, and we're meant to just not think about them? If they wanted soft scifi rules, they could've stuck to the handwavey explanations common to soft scifi.

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@worsematt Every argument about your rights in a trial boils down to, "What should the state be allowed to do?", not "What do I imagine a perfect world to look like?" And not enough people seem to know that.

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@MalloryMovies @ScaredBisexual This implies that the baby doesn't get physically comforted when it cries, since they can't get in the box with them, which is horrifically bad for babies. Like, there's a legitimate chance that that alone will cause failure to thrive.

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@ConnorPhip1871 @Gingus_Shingles @PumkinWorld2008 @ThymeMacleod @fallenchungus Dude, aren't you reaching your screen time limit for the day? Your iPad is gonna lock any second, spend the last few minutes on coolmathgames or something else worthwhile.

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@JayElHarris Court procedural, 10 years into her job Elle, with the same energy as the iconic court transcripts woman.

https://t.co/1ze3F0AZ9S

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@PunchingCat Ear mascles! Cat big macho!

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@LVLMLeah @vinn_ayy I think them and Walmart are trying to push everybody into online ordering without explicitly saying it or closing stores, so they don't have to pay so many staff.

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@amadcartoonist Matt volunteers to fling himself in front of a train.

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@LibyaLiberty @dieworkwear Agreed! The waist always ends up looking weird because there's no continuation of the silhouette. Longer top half solves the problem easily.

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@jenjenjennnnn @va_joe Elevators and ADA compliant ground floor apartments.

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@LasagneWest @Pollik The assumption implied here that (people you view as) women are all meant for babies and unfulfilled without babies is vile. Just call us breeding stock and move on, no need to be coy.

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@yinyang_yo_ I swear some people seem to believe that it's the buses themselves committing the assaults. As in the vehicles. Nothing else makes sense with how every solution involves axing transit altogether.

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@clhubes Someday, when they're a teenager, it'll come flooding back, only they'll have to pretend not to care to seem cool. But you'll know, you'll see the twinkle in their eye.

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@thecreepingmoon Probably wouldn't be too hard to make a mold for concrete. Big time investment though, making enough of them.

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@CypressDahlia Basically every piece of advice for getting past art bock or writer's block involves fabricating limitations.

"Paint a random blotch, then make it into something with lineart."
"Write a scene in under 500 words that includes these three words."
"Film a short in webcam format."

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@forbesmm I don't get why y'all are so mad. I would totally steal the plates.

The plates I currently have I got from a thrift store, but somebody else musta stole them from first class because they're gold rimmed and say "American Airlines" on the bottom.