Nichole Coolest

The talent for alienating others is a gift for which it's hard to find a practical application

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

@laforme10 @ravensymone Janet good album

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

I should be more active in Twitter. But for real I’m like fuck you

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

@Daniel_Sloss I love you cuz there’s a cunt in my jigsaw 💯

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

@Daniel_Sloss I broke up with my boyfriend today after watching jigsaw. Add another to your count! And thank you 💯

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

So today I have sat around topless taking narcissistic pictures of myself and writing comedy bits I may or may not ever use. That's kinda crazy right? Like we all mad here crazy. #comedian

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

#NewProfilePic

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

So I named my vagina Wendy Williams today and now she goes "How you doing?" And its fabulous 🤣🤣 #WendyWilliams I 💖 Wendy I 💖 Master P

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

DOG OWNERS! There r fireworks in my nabe all week during the 4th. It sux 4 my pup. Here’s what I’m finding works:
-1/3 of a small benedryl (she’s 11lbs)
-1 capsule of Zyklene
-CBD oil
- windows & shades closed w tv/music on
-tight sweater (both of us😜)
GOOD LUCK & HAPPY 4th!

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

BlackBerry Cream yum #GanjaGoddess #ganjalove

[Vogue Italia @vogue_italia]

Dalla Georgia quattro designer di cui sentiremo parlare #alwaysupportalent https://t.co/AnFmjerWVp

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

About to smoke and listen to music. It's always 420 with me #GanjaGoddess #ganjalove #ganjacloud #smokingweed #jointsmoker #hemppaper #stonerfam #stonerchick #420babe https://t.co/xcZEc6d66e

[Vogue Italia @vogue_italia]

Questo scatto di Franco Rubartelli che ritraeva Veruschka su Vogue nel 1968 appare attualissimo: il culto odierno delle #ciglia è massimo. Parliamo di Russian Volume, laminazione e mascara... https://t.co/eIhY7JxYfD

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/osfG1fTHnw

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

#420 #420girls #ganjalove #ganjagoddess https://t.co/BCLh7t1mby

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

Been a min since I hit a bong carpe bong through right 💚🌲🔥💨 thanks Terra for letting me hit your awesomely smooth bong 💜 #420girls #420 #ganjagoddess #ganjalove #stonerchick #stoner #bong https://t.co/kGj9fGcCXL

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

Stop social media censorship

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

IG took this pic down bc it was obscene. Unsexualized women’s breasts r obscene. If they’re oiled up & smashed down by, say, sexy suspenders covering just the nipples, that’s not obscene. That’s sexy!
To recap:
women’s breasts = obscene men’s breasts =not obscene.

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

Facebook hates free speech. I see so many degrading things men say about "bitches" or women on Facebook frequently. But I get banned for 30 days for this? Facebook hates women and… https://t.co/dumddhGrIh

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

Fuck you Facebook. We should've never left Myspace y'all. Tom never banned us, Tom let us have free speech while Facebook acts like a dictatorship and punishes us for what we say and what we post. Mark Zuckerberg go hang out with Kim Jong-un. #facebookissexist #Facebook

[Nichole Coolest @Nicholecoolest]

Men are like dogs, if we don't take them in and teach them how to behave, they will run wild and be a danger to society.