Throwing it back to @anthonyalfredo’s top 10 finish @MonsterMile 👊
Enter to win his @DUDEwipes hat by following our page, following his page and resharing this post!
and I promise you, I will not accept your joint couple friend request. and as an added bonus, I will mock you to my husband every time I see you post on someone else’s post with your name as the signature because you’re a moron who shares an account.
making it through 5 nights straight of getting up with the baby and then suddenly it’s Friday and I get to sleep in the guest room while my husband handles night feedings 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Mad respect for single moms because this junk is exhausting 🤧
today i fired a staff member via phone because I am on maternity leave. 3 hours later she texted me her resignation so that it would look that she quit rather than fired. idk if i’m more annoyed or amused. boomers are WILD.