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[rachael 💫 @witty_genstein]

Babies are easy because when they are upset it is one of three easily verifiable things (hungry/tired/poopy).

Toddlers are hard because when they are upset it is because you disrupted some perceived esoteric order to the cosmos that is nearly inscrutable. Like “you can’t put the green crayon next to the purple crayon because banana goblins”

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

The moment a woman stops respecting her man..

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LEBRON MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES 😭

THIS MAN IS REALLY THE GOAT 🐐

https://t.co/Lxobz5wdP2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

[Scott Sullivan MMA @sullivan_mma]

A woman rear ended my wife, and my wife was pushed into the car in front of her which was also driven by a woman. I get there and no one has exchanged insurance, everyone disassociated. Cops get here and it's 2 female cops

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

.@Billy2Bowman giveaway!

RT for a chance to win this signed @OU_Football mini helmet!

[november charlie. @noksii__]

Every time you bare your soul and are not heard... you slowly retreat.

[Dr Craze @crazeclown]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unless there is more bravery to stand up for what is fair and right, Christianity will perish

[Governor Kevin Stitt @GovStitt]

The White House is trying to erase Easter. It should be a day to celebrate Jesus’ resurrection. To replace it with a politically charged awareness day is disappointing.

As for me and my state, we will serve the Lord!

Happy Easter Oklahoma!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To give you a sense of the immense and growing size of illegal immigration!

[Mark Lawrence @Mark__Lawrence]

To celebrate the release of THE BOOK THAT WOULDN'T BURN...

...everyone who retweets this g̷e̷t̷s̷ ̷a̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷ ... I mean is in the draw for a signed, dedicated copy ... I'll even number it for you!

[Mark Lawrence @Mark__Lawrence]

ONE MONTH TO GO! 😮

To celebrate, I'll send a signed copy to a random person retweeting this.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today i learned that Capybaras are chill with everyone. Here they are getting along with the entire animal kingdom. Real life Disney princesses.

[Amy Pechacek @pechacek_amy]

From age 20-50, read this:

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

[𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒆 ⚠ @Rythayze]

I rly like drawing giant birds demolishing armies