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not like other girls

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Time to go on the internet and find out what I'm supposed to be mad about today

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Italians talk about being italian like they’ve taken a fucking bullet

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@shepprd2 #FriedRats

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Before you call oprah a capitalist pig billionaire just remember all of the free cars she donated to the wealthy white woman in the audience

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me

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cyclists, stop trying to be cars. It’s not going to happen.

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pink thrasher hoodie ✅
baggy dickies with kneeholes ✅
bleached 4-inch hair extensions ✅

ready to: tweet about my depression

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e-boys really made the jump from this to this in a matter of months

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Imagine being the first human ever born and your entire family is monkeys

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My curse is: accidentally hanging up calls while the other person is halfway through saying goodbye

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imagine your card declines at hells kitchen and they make you watch season 6

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I’d rather die than watch a star is born

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Smell check your tweets

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Kids these days will never know the pain of waiting 2 hours for a song to download only for it to be a clip of Bill Clinton saying “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

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wet ass penis

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@shepprd2 Lmao

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Bass pro shop hats are the new thrasher hoodies

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hate lamps that leave the light bulb uncovered, hide that shit

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Guy made out of sponge... sounds hot

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message to americans illegally coming into canada during the pandemic: you literally smell like shit please leave