Nick Perry

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@Jebadoo2 this is getting serious... https://t.co/SFSLExOofk

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@JoeBangles11 @DarrenDonaldson https://t.co/SFSLExOofk

[Joe Bangles CBE @JoeBangles11]

Morning, cheesebags!

I joined twitter 6 and a half years ago and have dedicated it almost entirely to cheese (and Orla).

I have loved it, the fun replies, the friends, the kindness I have seen has been remarkable.

Just want to say a massive thank you to everyone for coming along for the ride and making it such an enjoyable chapter of my life.

Today may be the day I land the big one....and as a result, change my legal identity.

It will have been worth it!

James Blunt, good luck, and I hope you get to number 1!

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@NotThatDragonD @helenstaniland https://t.co/as6SHJNJlG

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@benjaminbutter if only you knew a decent journalist, broadcaster or reporter...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@Heccles94 the Greens are about as much a use as a marzipan dildo

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@Jebadoo2 legally speaking... will Ryan Air have to change its name to Bangles Airline?

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@PJs6542 @thebarricade3 @I_am_Mutated @jk_rowling so that will be all the thousands of female public toilets that are out there that don't have a male one close by... of course you have a choice...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

let's get this album to number one...

[Joe Bangles CBE @JoeBangles11]

Final offer.... If you tell me your favourite cheese, I'll donate £1000 to a charity or your choice.

Bonus offer. If your album goes to number one, I'll legally change my name to James Blunt.

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@Glinner didn't he used to fight Big Daddy on a Saturday morning

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@damekatydenise_ I have to admire the balls on anyone who'd plumb for that acronym....

I'll get me coat....

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@PJs6542 @I_am_Mutated @jk_rowling keep digging

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@BradfemlyWalsh Oh ffs... i was looking forward to taking the children to see that next week... hopefully Bill Wyman's soiled underpants are still on display at the Lewisham Museum of Curiosities

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@dave43law @DailyMail Professional drivers overtake only when they can finish it safely. Cutting straight back in after passing a cyclist fails that test. The cyclist’s reaction afterwards is irrelevant — the fault was committing to an overtake that required another road user to take avoiding action.

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@PJs6542 @I_am_Mutated @jk_rowling no wonder women don't want men like you in their spaces...

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@STILLTish I'm sure they'll comply with the law and accept anyone who self identifies as a man...

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@BradfemlyWalsh Government-approved rock and roll sounds fun… Coldplay, Mumford & Sons and the Pet Shop Boys only, I assume... I can just hear Bill Hicks screaming "I want my rock stars dead"...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

this is a bit of a random question I know, but does anybody know if, here on on X, you can take a screenshot of a post directly from the copy link option??

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@damekatydenise_ You'll never know how refreshing it is to know that there's one true, decent & honest voice on this otherwise dreadful platform... thank you Dame Katie... and 27 full years... no wonder it's a rumoured that you're always prepared to go the full length and take it all the way...

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@NotVictorRand @NoCyclopathTO @theJeremyVine bikes are part of the traffic.. what's the point you're trying to make?