Nick Perry

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@HelenWebberley In 1973 I spent two weeks convinced I was a Tyrannosaurus Rex... my mum wouldn't believe me... can you help me sue her for not allowing me to have arm reduction surgery, lizard hormones, full body scale tattoos or get my teeth filed down and sharpened...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@daniellismore @LemkinInstitute Calm down fella and leave women alone...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@HelenWebberley @TalkTV @JuliaHB1 @your_pal_bucky

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

"Don't swear, Jerry. And don't bleed in the sink, I've just cleaned it."♥️♥️♥️

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@TrisOsborneMP @heinz_kiosk @DanniBrener @jo_bartosch Why are our government MP's spreading misinformation

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

1/ In a criminal trial a jury can ask questions by sending notes to the Judge. Here are 10 jury notes that would derail a Conversion Practices trial:

"I am gender critical and do not believe in transgender identity which is just really gender identity, can I sit on this case?"

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@Jebadoo2 "Can the court clarify whether eye-rolling counts as non-verbal communication or just parenting?"

"Is 'Because I said so' now Exhibit A?"

"If saying 'Let's wait until you're older' is criminal, does that also apply to tattoos, motorbikes, smoking, getting married...?"

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@forest_fella @daniellismore TRA's grossly misrepresenting legislation? Never... 🤣🤣

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@DreyfusJames @CallumLyon If only Denis Howell MP were still alive - we could fix two birds with one stone this month...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@ronsterd89 There were a couple of conditions... accept that they would be transparent about how they spent it and tell him what they did with the last few billion they had given to them... they couldn't do either...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@LGBwiththeT "Using that toilet isn't a criminal offence", does not mean, "Nobody can remove men from the ladies toilet"

in the same way

"The EHRC produces guidance on toilet access", does not mean, "The EHRC dictates trespass law and whether force can ever be used."

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@LGBwiththeT I'm a perv because I am a bloke that doesn't want to hang out in the ladies changing room... got to admire the TRA logic sometimes... the EHRC doesn't dictate laws on trespass and removing trespassers...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@ZackPolanski or... drum roll... you could go outside and enjoy it / stay cool and in the shade if you need to...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@Lifeonwheels95 it certainly helps...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@xoxoBASHBACK Take you mum's knickers off and behave...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@MasterMaliq No - if you can't control yourself around women and children you shouldn't be out in public...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@Bushra1Shaikh @GBNEWS @BBCNews It's the constant lying that betrays the fact you are nothing but a vile Islamist apologist...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@ThePosieParker @SJSK71216091 the fact that after more than 30 years we still can't put a number on it is all you need to know about this vile scandal...

[Nick Perry @NickAnPerry]

@BladeoftheS "Trillions of pounds"🤣🤣🤣 — sounds like you were taught economics by Diane Abbott.