Nick Applesauce

A professional husk.

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How it feels when you're on your 700th "it is what it is" of the year

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I think I'm ready to try again.

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I start working a new job for two weeks and I'm already looking at Steam sales. I'm so cooked...

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Being able to hum a song to my phone and having it tell me the name makes me think I have a future in drunken karaoke.

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Every now and again I find myself wandering around the house like a sim.

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@hershpat @renny_iko

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@renny_iko Meanwhile I'm over here like

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@Quinnism_VT I'm so sorry to hear that. Try to stay strong and feel free to reach out if you need to talk.

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@SuperSG_ I don't know but I'll be sure to report back lmao

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The fact that I'm going to grown-man my ass into Wendy's in a week and order a Krabby Patty is killing me.

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First look at the Krabby Patty meal, including a real-life Krabby Patty.

Coming to Wendy’s on October 8.

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Hopefully they don't FORGET THE PICKLES

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This is how NPCs would follow you in Pokemon Platinum

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I'm relieved we're entering jacket weather here in New York. Jackets are one of the only ways I know how to accessorize.

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Just took a look at Twitch's clips function that lets you share clips directly to youtube shorts and tiktok. Honestly, big fan! Seems to make it a pretty painless process.

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@sirduke33 Oh 100%

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@sirduke33 Oh nice dude. I just watched season 1 of Twin Peaks for the first time a few weeks ago. Can't wait to do season 2 now lol. Really lived up to the hype!

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Don't call it a comeback! Thank you everyone who came out to see my first stream in over a year!! It's good to be back! See you again soon!

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Talking like a supervillain is now a key part to my journey of self healing.

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I was invited to an alumni event at my college but I feel like I haven't done enough since to warrant going 😂

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@marpizza It's absolute highway robbery. I just got back from Japan and a beer at an NPB game at the Tokyo Dome cost me $4. Take me back! 😂

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If I'm paying $17 for a beer it better drive me home after the game

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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: The #Commanders stadium drink prices 😳