Nick Arnette

Keynote Speaker, Benefit Auctioneer Specialist, Comedian, and Emcee. Humor with a message. Author of Me, We, and Glee:

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

@Costco Stop asking me if I want to buy a cookie when I order a hot dog from the kiosk. It's not worth the money or the calories, and it slows things down.

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey friends! Join me at the Comedy Chateau on January 28th....which is also my birthday! Come celebrate with me. Free tickets with promo code NICKBDAY (all caps).
Here's the ticket link: https://t.co/IslI4QiIvU

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey friends! I'll be at the Comedy Chateau in North Hollywood this Sunday, October 8th at 7:30PM. Here's the link for free tickets.https://t.co/49YBAGcBI6 Be sure and use Promo Code: ARNETTE for the free tix.

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey friends!! I'm doing the Burbank Comedy Festival this week. Both aft Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank. Here are the links for complimentary tickets!

Thursday, Aug. 17th 5:00PM: https://t.co/z36Js0vSBD

Friday, Aug. 18th, 6:00PM: https://t.co/XzWYjpGMHP

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey @Costco! I tried your new $9.99 roast beef sandwich at the food court today. Nice try, but it's a miss.

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey friends! I'll be at the Comedy Chateau this Saturday, August 5th at 7:30PM. Here's the link. Use promo code NICKA for free tickets! https://t.co/o8rZNGSHdu

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey @TJoesOfficial! Please bring back Trader Johann's Lip Balm!! It's the best!! Why is it discontinued?

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey Friends!
I'll be at the Comedy Chateau in North Hollywood this Friday, June 9th. The show starts at 7:30PM. The food is good and so is the comedy! Free parking and free tickets. Here's the link: https://t.co/HXMbmsl302 . USE PROMO CODE: NICK (ALL CAPS) FOR FREE TICKETS

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Hey friends! I'll be a Flappers in Burbank this Friday, June 2nd! Come on out and let's have some laughs together! https://t.co/vUuQO49fdO

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

I had the pleasure of being the volunteer project manager for the construction of a cafeteria at a school in Maasai Mara, Kenya. https://t.co/4Gc2rLGYZK

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey friends! I'm at the Comedy Chateau this Friday, May 5th! Come on out and celebrate Cinco de Mayo with me!!
Promo code for free tickets: NICK (all caps)
Ticket link:
https://t.co/lfolMX6hJM

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey friends! I'll be at the Comedy Chateau this Saturday, March 25th at 7:30PM. Here's the link for tickets. Use promo code NICKA (case sensitive) for free tickets. Feel free to share the code and the link! https://t.co/yoNIGdNzVx Hope to see you there!

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Who's with me on this?!!

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Hey friends! I'm back at the Comedy Chateau this Saturday, Feb. 11th at 7:30PM. Here's the link for free tickets: https://t.co/FQ4c6VPh6F... Use Promo Code: ARNETTE (all caps) for free tickets.

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey Friends! Come help me celebrate my birthday at the Comedy Chateau this Saturday, January 28th! Free tickets. Here's the link: https://t.co/lbPHrmpkiv. Use promo code NICKARNETTE (case sensitive) for free tickets.

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey friends! I'm back at the Comedy Chateau, Saturday, January 14th at 7:30 PM. Use promo code NICKA (case sensitive) for free tickets. Here's the link: https://t.co/hkDT5dg2DC

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey LA friends! I have a show this Saturday, January 7th, at 7:30 PM. Free tickets, free parking. Here's the link: https://t.co/6dfi9SIvWX.... Use the code NICKA (case sensitive) for free tickets. Hope you can make it!

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey LA friends! I have a show this Saturday, January 7th, at 7:30 PM. Free tickets, free parking. Here's the link: https://t.co/ZRdMDINM6f.... Use the code NICK (case sensitive) for free tickets. Hope you can make it!

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

I saw this on a car today. I love it! Does anyone know where to get letters like this? I love the positivity of it! It's not a bumper sticker so I'm wondering how they applied the letters.

[Nick Arnette @NickArnette]

Hey LA friends! I’ll be at Flappers comedy club this Sunday, September 11th, at 5:00PM in the main room.
Here’s a link to get tickets for only $2.50 (normally $25). The discount expires 24 hours before showtime. https://t.co/uSZl7QCVTz...
Hope to see you there!