Nick Bottom

Nick Bottom, I am. Brilliant Actor, I am. Honorable ass, I am. I, Nick Bottom, am loved by all.

[Robin @TheNamesPuck]

If we shadows have offended, let it be known that tis was simply but a dream. A dream through tweets and memes, tis is the best one to have.

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

@ImLordDemetrius T'was not that bad.

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

Nows the time to get your apparel together, read thy part, for short and long our play is preferred. And eat no garlic or onion
#Act4 #Sc2

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

God's my life! Stolen hence and left me to sleep! I must tell of Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream I just had.

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

I have utmost gratitude to your people @Queen0fFairies, but for now, thou shall not stir me, or your people. For I slumber here.
#Act4 #Sc1

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

I shall desire more of ye acquaintances, Master Cobweb, Mistress Squash, Master Peaceblossom, and Master Mustardseed

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

@Queen0fFairies there is no reason for that. Although love and reason keep little company nowadays, pity will not make them friends.

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

Oh whats this, an asshead they say? Nay,I sense their knavery. Simply trying to fright me. But to that I say HA, and proceed to sing

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

AHA, I have perfected my line. Now to await my cue back to the stage. But whats this, I seem to haveth more hair then usual and larger ears?

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

Again we meet. But complications be made. Seems this play must be appropriate for all ages and the stage must be made.......
#Act3 #Scene1

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

Alright men we shalt meet, then rehearse most obscenely and courageously. Take pains, be perfit. Adieu

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

Hmmmm what color of beard shalt I play in.
#Act1 #Scene2

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

OH I CAN PLAY THE LION AS WELL. I will roar a mighty roar that even the duke will say "Let that man roar again!"

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

OH OH, NEVERMIND, let me play Thisbe as well! I will speak in a small monstrous voice "Pyramus my lover dear"

[Nick Bottom @NickAssBottom]

I, Nick Bottom, am to play Pyramus. I shalt move the audience to tears over my performance. But how shall I do it?