Nick Ball Quotes

Im here for a good time...so lets get to work

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@Rittertwitter don't talk shit on Iowa!!!!

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I just want to lay in the dew

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Ahh........ Beans

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First time I ever chipped a tooth.... Hockey stick to the face

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Anchovies are what make a Caesar salad Caesar baby

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*shakes head* The chrome dome is a lost art with the white brothers

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Have you ever cleaned gutters? It's the worst smelling thing man

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If a girl wants to look hot she should just do a fucking porno

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Elijah's good but Krause is better

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I'm finna get an MIP tonight

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I kind of want to pull an all nighter just for the #YOLO of it

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Maybe I'll make my money by being an Arab comedian some day

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHO PHINEAS GAGE IS??

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If I was 7 foot 8 I'd be a professional tennis player

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As I was saying... So what's up with dem hoes?

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In celebration of a successful first semester I am now going to eat 20 jalapeño peppers in an hour

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Good luck on finals everyone! And don't forget to eat your peppers

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A blunt and guacamole...now that's how you enjoy a Saturday night

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I would totally take a bitch to a Bon Jovi concert

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Gotta study for my Arabic test... I wish there was a desert near so I could get a better feel for the language