I didn’t wake up at 8 am hung cheddar cheese stick with an SEC 4 for nothing boys. Bring this shit home. Fuck Bill Gates. This isn’t just hockey. This is sacred, frosty warfare. These maple chumps got no idea what freedom tastes like. #USAHockey#Olympics
Speaker volume at an irresponsible level. Couch in full defensive stance. Sub-10 second shotty at halftime because tradition is tradition. Every Duke flop met with a symphony of boos.
These Blue Devil goofies couldn’t box out a folding chair. Go Blue. #MatingCallOfTheMidwest
Did I really just sit and watch 7 hours of straight football while slamming a 12 pack of millers? Yes. Do I have any shame whatsoever? Absolutely f***ing not! 🤣