Nick Bloomer

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[Greggory (43.5%) @greggtmasterson]

Erasing Jackie Robinson is like a top 5 un-American thing you can ever do, btw.

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

@SenatorTimScott Shut the fuck up. I’m so ashamed you’re my senator. You’re so busy trying to remove limits on overdraft fees to enrich banks that I’m surprised this is even on your radar.

[Oleksandra Povoroznyk 🇺🇦 @rynkrynk]

My four-year-old gets anxious whenever he has to take his nap in the daycare’s makeshift bomb shelter, which is almost daily. He also gets anxious whenever we wake him up in the middle of the night to take him to the bathroom because there are explosions outside our home. STFU.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If we capped wealth at $999,999,999 we could invest almost $5.9 trillion into improving our country.

And if you’re upset at transferring wealth down, why are you ok with how we pass laws to transfer wealth up— from the working class to billionaires?

Billionaires shouldn’t exist

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

Just going to continue emphasizing that this, detaining a bunch of people who haven’t been convicted of a crime and incarcerating them en masse in a fortified location against their will because they are part of a specific ethnicity or other group, is a concentration camp

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

Did Luigi write this tweet?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Luigi Mangione is allowed to buy an MP3 player and songs through the jail commissary if someone puts money in his account, @TMZ reports.

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

My week consists of doing manual labor while listening to Hot To Go on repeat

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

Really glad I get to see this ad every 5 tweets

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

Got my limited edition Idi Amin Ninja Turtle

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

@Paul_Bowers She has no reason to go this hard

[Will Leitch @williamfleitch]

The Google commercial where the dad has his daughter use AI to construct a note to her favorite athlete rather than encourage her to write what she actually wants to tell her hero takes a little chunk out of my soul every time I see it.

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

Watching House of the Dragon and thinking about how much it would suck to get killed with a sword

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

Stranger Things Season 5

Mike with a full beard: “We have to stop Vecna but I have to do my history homework!!!”

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Spotify should have a “this doesn’t count” button so that something isn’t taken into consideration for your end of the year wrapped bc how am I supposed to explain to my loved ones when “SpongeBob drill by Glorb” shows up as my top song of 2024

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

@MichaelaOkla Dark Tower

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

This is how I watched Godfather Pt. II for the first time.

[Javo, Lack of surprises @javier078]

Watching my brand new 4K UHD disc of Oppenheimer as Nolan intended.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇪 Eden Hazard announces his retirement from professional football.

"You must listen to yourself and say stop at the right time."

"After 16 years and more than 700 matches played, I have decided to end my career as a professional footballer."

"I was able to realise my dream, I have played and had fun on many pitches around the world."

"During my career I was lucky to meet great managers, coaches and teammates — thank you to everyone for these great times, I will miss you all."

"I also want to thank the clubs I have played for: LOSC, Chelsea and Real Madrid; and thanks to the RBFA for my Belgian Selection."

"A special thank you to my family, my friends, my advisors and the people who have been close to me in good times and bad."

"Finally, a huge thank you to you, my fans, who have followed me for all these years and for your encouragement everywhere I have played."

"Now is the time to enjoy my loved ones and have new experiences."

"See you off the field soon my friends." ❤️

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

You guys think they were horny because of Beetlejuice?

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

Thought this was a picture of Steve Buscemi for a second.

[Nick Bloomer @NickBloomerBro]

@fecklessmage You can add some gloss varnish to a wash and maintain the shine to your metallics. Looks great!