I've got a little black book with my poems in.

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#Rugby 🏉
Rock music 🤘
Drinker of 🍺
Will beat you at #backgammon
Hate Brexit
Pedlar of mortgages
Rider of 🏍

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@fesshole Maybe he's not a dickhead

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@fesshole Married life init

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Nigel Farage is too scared to debate Zack Polanski.

Pass it on.

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@trumpy675 @LeeAndersonMP_ https://t.co/Vc6tZQh82U

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@Meliden @PolitlcsUK @OpiniumResearch Oh I think they do.

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@ZiaYusufUK Not sure this is going well for you @ZiaYusufUK

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@gavglicksman @MikeTappTweets Not much of a journalist are you @gavglicksman . More like a Deform mouth piece. Get in the bin

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@supertanskiii Grim

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@fesshole That's what Interest only Retirement mortgages are for. Convert it to one of these and carry on till either death or move into long term care. There's always a way out

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@sd8974 @MarinaPurkiss @ZackPolanski As is Ed Davey

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@supertanskiii You're the man @supertanskiii . Very good

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@supertanskiii Fan fucking tastic. Not many smiles around these days, thanks Queens, you've made my day. Xx

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Piotr Szczerek what an absolute tosser

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@supertanskiii Welcome to Farages Britain. It won't last long. Keep doing what you're doing @supertanskiii

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@DavidLammy Should probably stop selling them bombs then Lammy. This labour government is turning out to be a great disappointment.

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@RedWallPleb Problems logging onto pornhub?

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@LBC Feltz, you're a fucking low life. Truly vile

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@vickyfoxcroft @JudithCummins you OK supporting these cuts?

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@yntkid @IDF Always funny though

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@yntkid @IDF Pratt by name......