Nick

trouble in paradise | mags n pens ⚫️⚪️•⚫️🟡

[Nick @NickC1122]

Late to class in high school vs. late to class in college

[conor @conor_brn]

Conversations are being had that have never been had before

[Harry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Hahahdehwu]

Tried the sleeping naked gimmick because of the heatwave but accidentally pissed the bed

[Valentina Vee @valentinavee]

we are running out of new sentences

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Never crossed my mind you could technically put anything in a cotton candy machine. Excellent use of free will

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

it makes me good at karaoke :)

[Bo Tussi @BoJaxGOAT]

the dudes at Costco working for AT&T trying to get you to switch phone providers has to be a top 5 worst jobs in the world

[Aaron West @oeste]

booing the hydration break from my bedroom

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[sik @siksosik]

im like the joker if he wasnt funny

[frick @gofrickurself]

How about 2 inches and 5 dollars

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

the way gobsmacking is a primal response

[Jack Schitt 🇵🇸 @FluffSuit]

My wife is so exhausted. I can tell. She was looking for something in the fridge and couldn’t find it. Then I found it even with my husband eyes. I feel so bad for her

[Chris @citehchris]

you have met me at a very norwegian time in my life

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇩🇪🇳🇱🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

just a bunch of hoopla and thingy ma bobs

[l w @aclubsandwich]

never occurred to me that camels could be wild i thought they all had jobs

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Uğurcan Çakır comes up with a massive save for Türkiye 🇹🇷

[TEMZY ✞ @imtemzy]

Using this app in public is deadass like playing russian roulette sometimes 😭

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia