Nick Connor

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@mc1243657 @toyotariii So you just don’t understand how football works huh

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@36F5VE @invertedcacti @RedMedia_us You people are so miserable and dumb lol

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@justaroguestar @invertedcacti @RedMedia_us Cool, she didn’t do that, but congrats on falling for an obvious photoshop lol

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@feraljokes @WillSloanEsq Buddy you sound insane lol. If this is how you handle jokes then you really have zero future in comedy. Maybe pivot entirely to angry leftist online, those people can act like this and get a decent following of other miserable schizophrenics.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@feraljokes @WillSloanEsq I bet your “comedy” is super fun and good.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@itsbushwacker @zacharyebell Yeah it’s the most basic math problem out there. Eat fewer calories than your body expends daily. It doesn’t matter what the food is. These idiots think they’re biohacking, obsessing over macros and blood sugar. You can literally lose 100 pounds eating only McDonalds.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@clipsemiamivice @TheSaekoSNOW This is an incredibly bad take. The only way I’ve heard the second one described as even sort-of-generous is “I mean it’s nowhere near the first, but it’s solid”.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@MosesNYC I live in a medium sized town in the middle of Oregon and I can get like 9 different seltzer brands. Why are NYC people the most self-important and delusional weirdos?

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@_uncoolniece I live in a medium sized town in the middle of Oregon and I can get like 9 different seltzer brands. Why are NYC people the most self-important and delusional weirdos?

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@HoosierSpeaker We still do, there are like 10-15 great QBs in the NFL right now and a few who are damn close or better than Peyton. And I’m a huge Peyton fan. The whole “we used to have REAL athletes!!!” thing just reeks of boomer porn and nostalgia.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@Robopz No. They should absolutely take the sponsor money, but they shouldn’t give two shits about the people dumb enough to bet on sports.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@krispursiainen This actually is a bad look for the pro-trans crowd, because no one who is mentally stable would seriously follow the WNBA.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@New_D_Kosher Pure cranberry juice is straight sugar lol. You have a sugar addiction.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@SteeIDick @ravidravidravid Yeah I find the fake sugar drinks to be vastly preferable in actual enjoyment. The calorie savings are a bonus, that’s not even the point anymore. Real sugar drinks taste way too sweet and make me feel like absolute shit after.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@godspeedbrother Who cares if he is lol

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@DustyPicks @IainMacBets Actually, 0%. Negative percent, even.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@IainMacBets Why the hell should they care if idiot gamblers lose money? They can and should take the sponsor money without actively helping the idiots who do the gambling.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@tommym8 Are you actively trying to clown yourself? Good lord this is awful “data” lol

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@cjbussey81 @BrandyLJensen I buy stuff on there all the time and it’s always just bored middle aged homeowners selling perfectly good stuff that they stupidly bought and only used twice. It’s honestly a gold mine if you know how to navigate it. I’ve scored some like-new gems for like 20% of retail.

[Nick Connor @NickConnorsNC]

@Teakonic @nicetoknowyuu Sydney Sweeney’s politics affect the lives of your people?