Nick Conti

when I’m dead just throw me in the trash

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

@Ronnie2K NBA cup rematch. Spurs take game 7 in WCF

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

@Curr @NBA2KMyTEAM you're whole business model is robbing people

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

@NBA2KMyTEAM Money hungry PIGS

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

@NBA2KMyTEAM ASS! Already have 3 better Mitchell cards (one of which is also an Amy) and a free pink diamond Brunson. Literally useless cards. All you want is money from those HOF box's. You're criminals

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

do it now, this has gone too far

[hannah 🪷 @sapphicstirling]

On the severed floor - Where the hoes at?

Cocky want boing boing!

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[kinjiro @brandonlepine]

by a landslide

[ELDEN RING @ELDENRING]

As Night Falls, We Rise.
#ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN launches on PlayStation, Xbox, and PC Digital in 2025.

[Turnover @turnoverva]

i can see
you beside me
in my peripheral vision

tickets on sale friday at 10am local

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Kids these days don’t understand that memes used to last YEARS. Not days or weeks. YEARS. This was foundational. One of the core pillars upon which the rest of this *gestures broadly* was built.

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

@Ndi_Muvenda_ @alwayssunny

[ELDEN RING @ELDENRING]

Witness the birth of a God. The coming of a Lord.
And follies better left forgotten.
In that forsaken place, blood must spill.

#ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree launches June 21, 2024.

Pre-order ELDEN RING Shadow of the Erdtree: https://t.co/X4NyBsLYRC

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

@BleacherReport @nyknicks get generic brand wemby for a quarter of the price

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

me and the fellas when we get our free lighthouse

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

Just caught a group of high school kids pointing and laughing at my plumbers crack while I was doing construction on their school. Dnt txt.

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

@pecsOTD @mattwritesbooks peta knows about the nipple suck

[Nick Conti @NickConti23]

@UberFacts Why would you tell them this